1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, "Install these"
留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着"安装这些"便条

2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics
在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

4. Unplug a co-worker's monitor
拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具

6. Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳机音量调到最大，从早到晚带着耳机

7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波炉爆（焦）爆米花

8. "Forget" to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
"忘记"在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把复印机"哔"的音量放大

10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
清空打印机/复印机的纸

• sandwich [´sænwidʒ, ´sændwitʃ]   n.三明治，夹心面包片   (初中英语单词)
• volume [´vɔlju:m, ´vɑljəm]   n.卷；书籍；体积；容量   (初中英语单词)
• saying [´seiŋ, ´sei-iŋ]   n.言语；言论；格言   (高中英语单词)
• staple [´steipəl]   n.&vt.(用)钉书钉   (英语四级单词)