Lindsay wrote and said she liked bugs but that her mom did not.
Lindsay liked bugs
And spiders too.
Her mother didn't
Know what to do!
She didn't mind rats,
Or even slugs
But mom freaked out
When it came to bugs.
So Lindsay said,
"Don't worry mum.
When I come home
No bugs will come;
No roaches or flies
To scare you dead.
Cause
I'm raising bedbugs
In my bed."