himself in search of Bichette.
Georges, after shaking hands with his friend, got into the coach,
handling with an air of great importance a portfolio which he placed
beneath the
cushion of the seat. He took the opposite corner to that
of Oscar, on the same seat.
"This Pere Leger troubles me," he said.
"They can't take away our places," replied Oscar. "I have number one."
"And I number two," said Georges.
Just as Pierrotin reappeared, having
harnessed Bichette, the
porterreturned with a stout man in tow, whose weight could not have been
less than two hundred and fifty pounds at the very least. Pere Leger
belonged to the
species of farmer which has a square back, a
protuberant
stomach, a powdered pigtail, and wears a little coat of
blue linen. His white gaiters, coming above the knee, were fastened
round the ends of his velveteen
breeches and secured by silver
buckles. His hob-nailed shoes weighed two pounds each. In his hand, he
held a small
reddish stick, much polished, with a large knob, which
was fastened round his wrist by a thong of leather.
"And you are called Pere Leger?" asked Georges, very
seriously, as the
farmer attempted to put a foot on the step.
"At your service," replied the farmer, looking in and showing a face
like that of Louis XVIII., with fat, rubicund cheeks, from between
which issued a nose that in any other face would have seemed
enormous.
His smiling eyes were
sunken in rolls of fat. "Come, a helping hand,
my lad!" he said to Pierrotin.
The farmer was hoisted in by the united efforts of Pierrotin and the
porter, to cries of "Houp la! hi! ha! hoist!" uttered by Georges.
"Oh! I'm not going far; only to La Cave," said the farmer, good-
humoredly.
In France everybody takes a joke.
"Take the back seat," said Pierrotin, "there'll be six of you."
"Where's your other horse?" demanded Georges. "Is it as mythical as
the third post-horse."
"There she is," said Pierrotin, pointing to the little mare, who was
coming along alone.
"He calls that
insect a horse!" exclaimed Georges.
"Oh! she's good, that little mare," said the farmer, who by this time
was seated. "Your servant, gentlemen. Well, Pierrotin, how soon do you
start?"
"I have two travellers in there after a cup of coffee," replied
Pierrotin.
The hollow-cheeked young man and his page reappeared.
"Come, let's start!" was the general cry.
"We are going to start," replied Pierrotin. "Now, then, make ready,"
he said to the
porter, who began
thereupon to take away the stones
which stopped the wheels.
Pierrotin took Rougeot by the
bridle and gave that guttural cry, "Ket,
ket!" to tell the two animals to collect their
energy; on which,
though
evidently stiff, they pulled the coach to the door of the Lion
d'Argent. After which
manoeuvre, which was
purely preparatory,
Pierrotin gazed up the rue d'Enghien and then disappeared, leaving the
coach in
charge of the
porter.
"Ah ca! is he subject to such attacks,--that master of yours?" said
Mistigris, addressing the
porter.
"He has gone to fetch his feed from the stable," replied the
porter,
well versed in all the usual tricks to keep passengers quiet.
"Well, after all," said Mistigris, "'art is long, but life is short'
--to Bichette."
At this particular epoch, a fancy for mutilating or transposing
proverbs reigned in the
studios. It was thought a
triumph to find
changes of letters, and sometimes of words, which still kept the
semblance of the
proverb while giving it a
fantastic or
ridiculousmeaning.[*]
[*] It is
plainly impossible to
translate many of these
proverbs and
put any fun or meaning into them.--Tr.
"Patience, Mistigris!" said his master; "'come wheel, come whoa.'"
Pierrotin here returned, bringing with him the Comte de Serizy, who
had come through the rue de l'Echiquier, and with whom he had