A
waiter brought him his "bock," which he swallowed at a gulp.
But, in
taking up his pipe again, trembling as he was, he broke
it. Then he made a
violent gesture:
"Zounds! This is indeed a grief, a real grief. I have had it for
a month, and it was coloring so beautifully!"
Then he went off through the vast
saloon, which was now full of
smoke and of people drinking,
calling out:
"Waiter, a 'bock'--and a new pipe."
SEQUEL TO A DIVORCE
Certainly, although he had been engaged in the most
extraordinary, most
unlikely, most
extravagant, and funniest
cases, and had won legal games without a trump in his
hand--although he had worked out the obscure law of
divorce, as
if it had been a Californian gold mine, Maitre[1] Garrulier, the
celebrated, the only Garrulier, could not check a
movement of
surprise, nor a disheartening shake of the head, nor a smile,
when the Countess de Baudemont explained her affairs to him for
the first time.
[1] Title given to advocates in France.
He had just opened his
correspondence, and his
slender hands, on
which he bestowed the greatest attention, buried themselves in a
heap of
female letters, and one might have thought oneself in the
confessional of a
fashionablepreacher, so impregnated was the
atmosphere with
delicateperfumes.
Immediately--even before she had said a word--with the sharp
glance of a practised man of the world, that look which made
beautiful Madame de Serpenoise say: "He strips your heart bare!"
the
lawyer had classed her in the third
category. Those who
suffer came into his first
category, those who love, into the
second, and those who are bored, into the third--and she belonged
to the latter.
She was a pretty windmill, whose sails turned and flew round, and
fretted the blue sky with a
deliciousshiver of joy, as it were,
and had the brain of a bird, in which four correct and healthy
ideas cannot exist side by side, and in which all dreams and
every kind of folly are engulfed, like a great kaleidoscope.
In
capable of hurting a fly,
emotional,
charitable, with a feeling
of
tenderness for the street girl who sells bunches of violets
for a penny, for a cab horse which a driver is ill-using, for a
melancholy pauper's
funeral, when the body, without friends or
relations to follow it, is being conveyed to the common grave,
doing anything that might afford five minutes'
amusement, not
caring if she made men
miserable for the rest of their days, and
taking pleasure in kindling
passions which consumed men's whole
being, looking upon life as too short to be anything else than
one un
interrupted round of
gaiety and
enjoyment, she thought that
people might find plenty of time for being serious and reasonable
in the evening of life, when they are at the bottom of the hill,
and their looking-glasses reveal a wrinkled face, surrounded with
white hair.
A thorough-bred Parisian, whom one would follow to the end of the
world, like a poodle; a woman whom one adores with the head, the
heart, and the senses until one is nearly
driven mad, as soon as
one has inhaled the
delicateperfume that emanates from her dress
and hair, or touched her skin, and heard her laugh; a woman for
whom one would fight a duel and risk one's life without a
thought; for whom a man would remove mountains, and sell his soul
to the devil several times over, if the devil were still in the
habit of frequenting the places of bad
repute on this earth.
She had perhaps come to see this Garrulier, whom she had so often
heard mentioned at five o'clock teas, so as to be able to
describe him to her
female friends
subsequently in droll phrases,
imitating his gestures and the unctuous inflections of his voice,
in order, perhaps, to experience some new
sensation, or, perhaps,
for the sake of dressing like a woman who was going to try for a
divorce; and, certainly, the whole effect was perfect. She wore a
splendid cloak embroidered with jet--which gave an almost serious
effect to her golden hair, to her small
slightly turned-up nose,
with its quivering nostrils, and to her large eyes, full of
enigma and fun--over a dark stuff dress, which was fastened at
the neck by a
sapphire and a diamond pin.
The barrister did not
interrupt her, but allowed her to get