"Tyrant! Tyrant! Here do you fall! Fall in the dust and in the
mire. An expiring country groans under your feet. Destiny has
called you the Avenger. Defeat and shame cling to you. You fall
conquered, a prisoner to the Prussians, and upon the ruins of the
crumbling Empire the young and
radiant Republic arises, picking
up your broken sword."
He awaited
applause. But there was no voice, no sound. The
bewildered peasants remained silent. And the bust, with its
pointed mustaches extending beyond the cheeks on each side, the
bust, so
motionless and well groomed as to be fit for a
hairdressers sign, seemed to be looking at M. Massarel with a
plaster smile, a smile ineffaceable and mocking.
They remained thus face to face, Napoleon on the chair, the
doctor in front of him about three steps away. Suddenly the
Commander grew angry. What was to be done? What was there that
would move this people, and bring about a
definitevictory in
opinion? His hand happened to rest on his hip and to come in
contact there with the butt end of his
revolver, under his red
sash. No
inspiration, no further word would come. But he drew his
pistol,
advanced two steps, and,
taking aim, fired at the late
monarch. The ball entered the
forehead, leaving a little, black
hole, like a spot, nothing more. There was no effect. Then he
fired a second shot, which made a second hole, then, a third; and
then, without stopping, he emptied his
revolver. The brow of
Napoleon disappeared in white powder, but the eyes, the nose, and
the fine points of the mustaches remained
intact. Then,
exasperated, the doctor overturned the chair with a blow of his
fist and, resting a foot on the
remainder of the bust in a
position of
triumph, he shouted: "So let all tyrants perish!"
Still no
enthusiasm was
manifest, and as the spectators seemed to
be in a kind of stupor from
astonishment, the Commander called to
the
militiamen: "You may now go to your homes." And he went
toward his own house with great strides, as if he were pursued.
His maid, when he appeared, told him that some patients had been
waiting in his office for three hours. He hastened in. There were
the two varicose-vein patients, who had returned at daybreak,
obstinate but patient.
The old man immediately began his
explanation: "This began by a
feeling like ants
running up and down the legs."
THE ARTIST
"Bah! Monsieur," the old mountebank said to me; "it is a matter
of exercise and habit, that is all! Of course, one requires to be
a little
gifted that way and not to be butter-fingered, but what
is
chiefly necessary is
patience and daily practice for long,
long years."
His
modesty surprised me all the more, because of all performers
who are generally infatuated with their own skill, he was the
most
wonderfully clever one I had met. Certainly I had frequently
seen him, for everybody had seen him in some
circus or other, or
even in traveling shows, performing the trick that consists of
putting a man or woman with
extended arms against a wooden
target, and in throwing
knives between their fingers and round
their heads, from a distance. There is nothing very extraordinary
in it, after all, when one knows THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE, and
that the
knives are not the least sharp, and stick into the wood
at some distance from the flesh. It is the
rapidity of the
throws, the
glitter of the blades, and the curve which the
handles make toward their living object, which give an air of
danger to an
exhibition that has become
commonplace, and only
requires very middling skill.
But here there was no trick and no
deception, and no dust thrown
into the eyes. It was done in good
earnest and in all sincerity.
The
knives were as sharp as razors, and the old mountebank
planted them close to the flesh, exactly in the angle between the