They rode on several miles in silence, till they discovered
the towers and spires of Nottingham, where the
knight introduced
himself to the
sheriff, and demanded an armed force to
assist in
the
apprehension of the outlawed Earl of Huntingdon. The
sheriff,
who was
willing to have his share of the prize, determined to accompany
the
knight in person, and regaled him and his man with good store
of the best; after which, they, with a stout retinue of fifty men,
took the way to Gamwell feast.
"God's my life," said the
sheriff, as they rode along,
"I had as lief you would tell me of a service of plate.
I much doubt if this outlawed earl, this
forester Robin,
be not the man they call Robin Hood, who has quartered
himself in Sherwood Forest, and whom in endeavouring
to
apprehend I have fallen
divers times into disasters.
He has
gotten together a band of disinherited prodigals,
outlawed debtors, excommunicated heretics, elder sons that
have spent all they had, and younger sons that never had any
thing to spend; and with these he kills the king's deer,
and plunders
wealthy travellers of five-sixths of their money;
but if they be abbots or bishops, them he despoils utterly."
The
sheriff then proceeded to
relate to his
companion the adventure
of the abbot of Doubleflask (which some grave historians have
related of the abbot of Saint Mary's, and others of the bishop
of Hereford): how the abbot, returning to his abbey in company
with his high selerer, who carried in his portmanteau the rents
of the abbey-lands, and with a numerous train of
attendants,
came upon four
seeming peasants, who were roasting the king's
venison by the king's
highway: how, in just
indignation at
this flagrant infringement of the forest laws, he asked them
what they meant, and they answered that they meant to dine:
how he ordered them to be seized and bound, and led captive
to Nottingham, that they might know wild-flesh to have been destined
by Providence for licensed and
privileged appetites, and not for
the base
hunger of unqualified knaves: how they prayed for mercy,
and how the abbot swore by Saint Charity that he would show them none:
how one of them
thereupon drew a bugle horn from under his
smock-frock and blew three blasts, on which the abbot and his
train were
instantly surrounded by sixty bowmen in green:
how they tied him to a tree, and made him say mass for their sins:
how they
unbound him, and sate him down with them to dinner,
and gave him
venison and wild-fowl and wine, and made him pay
for his fare all the money in his high selerer's portmanteau,
and enforced him to sleep all night under a tree in his cloak,
and to leave the cloak behind him in the morning: how the abbot,
light in pocket and heavy in heart, raised the country upon
Robin Hood, for so he had heard the chief
forester called
by his men, and hunted him into an old woman's cottage:
how Robin changed dresses with the old woman, and how the abbot rode
in great
triumph to Nottingham, having in
custody an old woman in a
green
doublet and
breeches: how the old woman discovered herself:
how the merrymen of Nottingham laughed at the abbot:
how the abbot railed at the old woman, and how the old woman
out-railed the abbot, telling him that Robin had given her food
and fire through the winter, which no abbot would ever do,
but would rather take it from her for what he called the good
of the church, by which he meant his own laziness and gluttony;
and that she knew a true man from a false thief, and a free
forester from a
greedy abbot.
"Thus you see," added the
sheriff, "how this
villain perverts
the deluded people by making them believe that those who tithe
and toll upon them for their
spiritual and temporal benefit are not
their best friends and fatherly guardians; for he holds that in
giving to boors and old women what he takes from priests and peers,
he does but
restore to the former what the latter had taken from them;
and this the impudent varlet calls distributive justice.
Judge now if any loyal subject can be safe in such neighbourhood."
While the
sheriff was thus enlightening his
companion concerning
the offenders, and whetting his own
indignation against them,
the sun was fast sinking to the west. They rode on till they
came in view of a
bridge, which they saw a party approaching
from the opposite side, and the
knightpresently discovered