then really it seems as if it would be all right. Mr Bloomfield
is so
respectable, you know, and such a leading
character, it
would be quite impossible even to fancy that he could be mixed up
with it.'
'This young lady has strong common sense,' said the Squir
radical.
'O, I don't think I'm at all a fool,' said Julia, with
conviction.
'But what if neither of them come?' asked Gideon; 'what shall I
do then?'
'Why then,' said she, 'you had better go down to the village
after dark; and I can go with you, and then I am sure you could
never be suspected; and even if you were, I could tell them it
was
altogether a mistake.'
'I will not permit that--I will not suffer Miss Hazeltine to go,'
cried Mr Bloomfield.
'Why?' asked Julia.
Mr Bloomfield had not the least desire to tell her why, for it
was simply a craven fear of being drawn himself into the
imbroglio; but with the usual
tactics of a man who is
ashamed of
himself, he took the high hand. 'God
forbid, my dear Miss
Hazeltine, that I should
dictate to a lady on the question of
propriety--' he began.
'O, is that all?' interrupted Julia. 'Then we must go all three.'
'Caught!' thought the Squir
radical.
CHAPTER XII. Positively the Last Appearance of the Broadwood
Grand
England is
supposed to be unmusical; but without
dwelling on the
patronage
extended to the organ-grinder, without seeking to found
any
argument on the prevalence of the jew's trump, there is
surely one
instrument that may be said to be national in the
fullest
acceptance of the word. The herdboy in the broom, already
musical in the days of Father Chaucer, startles (and perhaps
pains) the lark with this exiguous pipe; and in the hands of the
skilled bricklayer,
'The thing becomes a
trumpet,
whence he blows'
(as a general rule) either 'The British Grenadiers' or 'Cherry
Ripe'. The latter air is indeed the shibboleth and
diploma piece
of the penny
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whistler; I
hazard a guess it was originally
composed for this
instrument. It is
singular enough that a man
should be able to gain a
livelihood, or even to tide over a
period of
unemployment, by the display of his proficiency upon
the penny
whistle; still more so, that the
professional should
almost
invariablyconfine himself to 'Cherry Ripe'. But indeed,
singularities surround the subject, thick like blackberries. Why,
for
instance, should the pipe be called a penny
whistle? I think
no one ever bought it for a penny. Why should the alternative
name be tin
whistle? I am grossly deceived if it be made of tin.
Lastly, in what deaf catacomb, in what earless desert, does the
beginner pass the excruciating
interval of his
apprenticeship? We
have all heard people
learning the piano, the
fiddle, and the
cornet; but the young of the penny
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whistler (like that of the
salmon) is occult from
observation; he is never heard until
proficient; and
providence (perhaps alarmed by the works of Mr
Mallock) defends human
hearing from his first attempts upon the
upper octave.
A really noteworthy thing was
taking place in a green lane, not
far from Padwick. On the bench of a
carrier's cart there sat a
tow-headed, lanky, modest-looking youth; the reins were on his
lap; the whip lay behind him in the
interior of the cart; the
horse proceeded without
guidance or
encouragement; the
carrier(or the
carrier's man), rapt into a higher
sphere than that of
his daily occupations, his looks
dwelling on the skies, devoted
himself
wholly to a brand-new D penny
whistle,
whence he
diffidently endeavoured to elicit that
pleasingmelody 'The
Ploughboy'. To any observant person who should have chanced to
saunter in that lane, the hour would have been thrilling. 'Here
at last,' he would have said, 'is the beginner.'
The tow-headed youth (whose name was Harker) had just encored
himself for the nineteenth time, when he was struck into the
extreme of
confusion by the discovery that he was not alone.
'There you have it!' cried a manly voice from the side of the
road.
'That's as good as I want to hear. Perhaps a leetle oilier in the
run,' the voice suggested, with meditative gusto. 'Give it us