'O, but I say, this won't do,' cried the
lawyer. 'You've put your
foot in it. You had no right to do what you did.'
'The whole thing is mine, Michael,' protested the old gentleman.
'I founded and nursed that business on principles entirely of my
own.'
'That's all very fine,' said the
lawyer; 'but you made an
assignment, you were forced to make it, too; even then your
position was
extremely shaky; but now, my dear sir, it means the
dock.'
'It isn't possible,' cried Joseph; 'the law cannot be so unjust
as that?'
'And the cream of the thing,' interrupted Michael, with a sudden
shout of
laughter, 'the cream of the thing is this, that of
course you've downed the leather business! I must say, Uncle
Joseph, you have strange ideas of law, but I like your taste in
humour.'
'I see nothing to laugh at,' observed Mr Finsbury tartly.
'And talking of that, has Morris any power to sign for the firm?'
asked Michael.
'No one but myself,' replied Joseph.
'Poor devil of a Morris! O, poor devil of a Morris!' cried the
lawyer in delight. 'And his keeping up the farce that you're at
home! O, Morris, the Lord has delivered you into my hands! Let me
see, Uncle Joseph, what do you suppose the leather business
worth?'
'It was worth a hundred thousand,' said Joseph
bitterly, 'when it
was in my hands. But then there came a Scotsman--it is supposed
he had a certain talent--it was entirely directed to
bookkeeping--no
accountant in London could understand a word of
any of his books; and then there was Morris, who is perfectly
incompetent. And now it is worth very little. Morris tried to
sell it last year; and Pogram and Jarris offered only four
thousand.'
'I shall turn my attention to leather,' said Michael with
decision.
'You?' asked Joseph. 'I
advise you not. There is nothing in the
whole field of
commerce more
surprising than the fluctuations of
the leather market. Its sensitiveness may be described as
morbid.'
'And now, Uncle Joseph, what have you done with all that money?"
asked the
lawyer.
'Paid it into a bank and drew twenty pounds,' answered Mr
Finsbury
promptly. 'Why?'
'Very well,' said Michael. 'Tomorrow I shall send down a clerk
with a cheque for a hundred, and he'll draw out the original sum
and return it to the Anglo-Patagonian, with some sort of
explanation which I will try to
invent for you. That will clear
your feet, and as Morris can't touch a penny of it without
forgery, it will do no harm to my little scheme.'
'But what am I to do?' asked Joseph; 'I cannot live upon
nothing.'
'Don't you hear?' returned Michael. 'I send you a cheque for a
hundred; which leaves you eighty to go along upon; and when
that's done, apply to me again.'
'I would rather not be beholden to your
bounty all the same,'
said Joseph,
biting at his white moustache. 'I would rather live
on my own money, since I have it.'
Michael grasped his arm. 'Will nothing make you believe,' he
cried, 'that I am
trying to save you from Dartmoor?'
His
earnestness staggered the old man. 'I must turn my attention
to law,' he said; 'it will be a new field; for though, of course,
I understand its general principles, I have never really applied
my mind to the details, and this view of yours, for example,
comes on me entirely by surprise. But you may be right, and of
course at my time of life--for I am no longer young--any really
long term of
imprisonment would be highly prejudicial. But, my
dear
nephew, I have no claim on you; you have no call to support
me.'
'That's all right,' said Michael; 'I'll probably get it out of
the leather business.'
And having taken down the old gentleman's address, Michael left
him at the corner of a street.
'What a wonderful old muddler!' he reflected, 'and what a
singular thing is life! I seem to be condemned to be the
instrument of Providence. Let me see; what have I done today?
Disposed of a dead body, saved Pitman, saved my Uncle Joseph,