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Pitman waved it from him with his hand. 'Don't let me lose all



self-respect,' he said.

'Anything to oblige a friend,' returned Michael. 'But I'm not



going to drink alone. Here,' he added to the waiter, 'you take

it.' And, then, touching glasses, 'The health of Mr Gideon



Forsyth,' said he.

'Meestare Gidden Borsye,' replied the waiter, and he tossed off



the liquor in four gulps.

'Have another?' said Michael, with undisguised interest. 'I never



saw a man drink faster. It restores one's confidence in the human

race.



But the waiter excused himself politely, and, assisted by some

one from without, began to bring in lunch.



Michael made an excellent meal, which he washed down with a

bottle of Heidsieck's dry monopole. As for the artist, he was far



too uneasy to eat, and his companionflatly refused to let him

share in the champagne unless he did.



'One of us must stay sober,' remarked the lawyer, 'and I won't

give you champagne on the strength of a leg of grouse. I have to



be cautious,' he added confidentially. 'One drunken man,

excellent business--two drunken men, all my eye.'



On the production of coffee and departure of the waiter, Michael

might have been observed to make portentous efforts after gravity



of mien. He looked his friend in the face (one eye perhaps a

trifle off), and addressed him thickly but severely.



'Enough of this fooling,' was his not inappropriate exordium. 'To

business. Mark me closely. I am an Australian. My name is John



Dickson, though you mightn't think it from my unassuming

appearance. You will be relieved to hear that I am rich, sir,



very rich. You can't go into this sort of thing too thoroughly,

Pitman; the whole secret is preparation, and I can get up my



biography from the beginning, and I could tell it you now, only I

have forgotten it.'



'Perhaps I'm stupid--' began Pitman.

'That's it!' cried Michael. 'Very stupid; but rich too--richer



than I am. I thought you would enjoy it, Pitman, so I've arranged

that you were to be literally wallowing in wealth. But then, on



the other hand, you're only an American, and a maker of

india-rubber overshoes at that. And the worst of it is--why



should I conceal it from you?--the worst of it is that you're

called Ezra Thomas. Now,' said Michael, with a really appalling



seriousness of manner, 'tell me who we are.'

The unfortunate little man was cross-examined till he knew these



facts by heart.

'There!' cried the lawyer. 'Our plans are laid. Thoroughly



consistent--that's the great thing.'

'But I don't understand,' objected Pitman.



'O, you'll understand right enough when it comes to the point,'

said Michael, rising.



'There doesn't seem any story to it,' said the artist.

'We can invent one as we go along,' returned the lawyer.



'But I can't invent,' protested Pitman. 'I never could invent in

all my life.'



'You'll find you'll have to, my boy,' was Michael's easy comment,

and he began calling for the waiter, with whom he at once resumed



a sparkling conversation.

It was a downcast little man that followed him. 'Of course he is



very clever, but can I trust him in such a state?' he asked

himself. And when they were once more in a hansom, he took heart



of grace.

'Don't you think,' he faltered, 'it would be wiser, considering



all things, to put this business off?'

'Put off till tomorrow what can be done today?' cried Michael,



with indignation. 'Never heard of such a thing! Cheer up, it's

all right, go in and win--there's a lion-hearted Pitman!'



At Cannon Street they enquired for Mr Brown's piano, which had

duly arrived, drove thence to a neighbouring mews, where they



contracted for a cart, and while that was being got ready, took

shelter in the harness-room beside the stove. Here the lawyer



presently toppled against the wall and fell into a gentle

slumber; so that Pitman found himself launched on his own



resources in the midst of several staring loafers, such as love

to spend unprofitable days about a stable. 'Rough day, sir,'



observed one. 'Do you go far?'




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