testimonial from one of your young ladies, and probably
contains
oysters.'
'O, don't speak so loud!' cried the little artist. 'It would cost
me my place if I were heard to speak
lightly of the young ladies;
and besides, why oysters from Italy? and why should they come to
me addressed in Signor Ricardi's hand?'
'Well, let's have a look at it,' said Michael. 'Let's roll it
forward to the light.'
The two men rolled the
barrel from the corner, and stood it on
end before the fire.
'It's heavy enough to be oysters,' remarked Michael judiciously.
'Shall we open it at once?' enquired the artist, who had grown
decidedly
cheerful under the combined effects of company and gin;
and without
waiting for a reply, he began to strip as if for a
prize-fight, tossed his
clericalcollar in the wastepaper basket,
hung his
clerical coat upon a nail, and with a
chisel in one hand
and a
hammer in the other, struck the first blow of the evening.
'That's the style, William Dent' cried Michael. 'There's fire
for--your money! It may be a
romantic visit from one of the young
ladies--a sort of Cleopatra business. Have a care and don't stave
in Cleopatra's head.'
But the sight of Pitman's alacrity was
infectious. The
lawyercould sit still no longer. Tossing his cigar into the fire, he
snatched the
instrument from the
unwilling hands of the artist,
and fell to himself. Soon the sweat stood in beads upon his
large, fair brow; his stylish
trousers were defaced with iron
rust, and the state of his
chisel testified to misdirected
energies.
A cask is not an easy thing to open, even when you set about it
in the right way; when you set about it wrongly, the whole
structure must be
resolved into its elements. Such was the course
pursued alike by the artist and the
lawyer. Presently the last
hoop had been removed--a couple of smart blows tumbled the staves
upon the ground--and what had once been a
barrel was no more than
a confused heap of broken and distorted boards.
In the midst of these, a certain
dismal something, swathed in
blankets, remained for an
instantupright, and then toppled to
one side and heavily collapsed before the fire. Even as the thing
subsided, an eye-glass tingled to the floor and rolled toward the
screaming Pitman.
'Hold your tongue!' said Michael. He dashed to the house door and
locked it; then, with a pale face and
bitten lip, he drew near,
pulled aside a corner of the swathing blanket, and recoiled,
shuddering. There was a long silence in the
studio.
'Now tell me,' said Michael, in a low voice: 'Had you any hand in
it?' and he
pointed to the body.
The little artist could only utter broken and disjointed sounds.
Michael poured some gin into a glass. 'Drink that,' he said.
'Don't be afraid of me. I'm your friend through thick and thin.'
Pitman put the
liquor down untasted.
'I swear before God,' he said, 'this is another
mystery to me. In
my worst fears I never dreamed of such a thing. I would not lay a
finger on a sucking infant.'
'That's all square,' said Michael, with a sigh of huge
relief. 'I
believe you, old boy.' And he shook the artist warmly by the
hand. 'I thought for a moment,' he added with rather a ghastly
smile, 'I thought for a moment you might have made away with Mr
Semitopolis.'
'It would make no difference if I had,' groaned Pitman. 'All is
at an end for me. There's the
writing on the wall.'
'To begin with,' said Michael, 'let's get him out of sight; for
to be quite plain with you, Pitman, I don't like your friend's
appearance.' And with that the
lawyer shuddered. 'Where can we
put it?'
'You might put it in the
closet there--if you could bear to touch
it,' answered the artist.
'Somebody has to do it, Pitman,' returned the
lawyer; 'and it
seems as if it had to be me. You go over to the table, turn your
back, and mix me a grog; that's a fair division of labour.'
About ninety seconds later the
closet-door was heard to shut.
'There,' observed Michael, 'that's more homelike. You can turn
now, my pallid Pitman. Is this the grog?' he ran on. 'Heaven