pitch--dark; and, as the devil would have it, Morris barked his
shins and sprawled all his length over the
pedestal of Hercules.
The pain was sharp; his
temper was already
thoroughly undermined;
by a last
misfortune his hand closed on the
hammer as he fell;
and, in a spasm of
childishirritation, he turned and struck at
the offending
statue. There was a splintering crash.
'O Lord, what have I done next?' wailed Morris; and he groped his
way to find a candle. 'Yes,' he reflected, as he stood with the
light in his hand and looked upon the mutilated leg, from which
about a pound of
muscle was detached. 'Yes, I have destroyed a
genuineantique; I may be in for thousands!' And then there
sprung up in his bosom a sort of angry hope. 'Let me see,' he
thought. 'Julia's got rid of--, there's nothing to connect me
with that beast Forsyth; the men were all drunk, and (what's
better) they've been all discharged. O, come, I think this is
another case of moral courage! I'll deny all knowledge of the
thing.'
A moment more, and he stood again before the Hercules, his lips
sternly
compressed, the coal-axe and the meat-cleaver under his
arm. The next, he had fallen upon the packing-case. This had been
already
seriously undermined by the operations of Gideon; a few
well-directed blows, and it already quaked and gaped; yet a few
more, and it fell about Morris in a
shower of boards followed by
an
avalanche of straw.
And now the leather-merchant could behold the nature of his task:
and at the first sight his spirit quailed. It was, indeed, no
more
ambitious a task for De Lesseps, with all his men and
horses, to attack the hills of Panama, than for a single, slim
young gentleman, with no
previous experience of labour in a
quarry, to
measure himself against that bloated
monster on his
pedestal. And yet the pair were well encountered: on the one
side, bulk--on the other,
genuineheroic fire.
'Down you shall come, you great big, ugly brute!' cried Morris
aloud, with something of that
passion which swept the Parisian
mob against the walls of the Bastille. 'Down you shall come, this
night. I'll have none of you in my lobby.'
The face, from its in
decent expression, had particularly animated
the zeal of our iconoclast; and it was against the face that he
began his operations. The great
height of the demigod--for he
stood a
fathom and half in his stocking-feet--offered a
preliminary
obstacle to this attack. But here, in the first
skirmish of the battle,
intellect already began to
triumph over
matter. By means of a pair of library steps, the injured
householder gained a
posture of
advantage; and, with great swipes
of the coal-axe, proceeded to decapitate the brute.
Two hours later, what had been the erect image of a gigantic
coal-porter turned miraculously white, was now no more than a
medley of disjected members; the quadragenarian torso prone
against the
pedestal; the lascivious
countenance leering down the
kitchen stair; the legs, the arms, the hands, and even the
fingers, scattered
broadcast on the lobby floor. Half an hour
more, and all the debris had been laboriously carted to the
kitchen; and Morris, with a gentle
sentiment of
triumph, looked
round upon the scene of his achievements. Yes, he could deny all
knowledge of it now: the lobby, beyond the fact that it was
partly ruinous, betrayed no trace of the passage of Hercules. But
it was a weary Morris that crept up to bed; his arms and
shoulders ached, the palms of his hands burned from the rough
kisses of the coal-axe, and there was one smarting finger that
stole
continually to his mouth. Sleep long delayed to visit the
dilapidated hero, and with the first peep of day it had again
deserted him.
The morning, as though to
accord with his
disastrous fortunes,
dawned inclemently. An easterly gale was shouting in the streets;
flaws of rain
angrily assailed the windows; and as Morris
dressed, the
draught from the
fireplacevividly played about his
legs.
'I think,' he could not help observing
bitterly, 'that with all I
have to bear, they might have given me
decent weather.'
There was no bread in the house, for Miss Hazeltine (like all
women left to themselves) had subsisted entirely upon cake. But
some of this was found, and (along with what the poets call a