resident for political reasons in the gay city of Paris. A common
friend (to whom he had confided his distress) recommended him to
Michael; and the
lawyer was no sooner in possession of the facts
than he
instantly assumed the
offensive, fell on the flank of the
Wallachian forces, and, in the inside of three days, had the
satisfaction to behold them routed and fleeing for the Danube. It
is no business of ours to follow them on this
retreat, over which
the police were so obliging as to
preside paternally. Thus
relieved from what he loved to refer to as the Bulgarian
Atrocity, Mr Wickham returned to London with the most unbounded
and embarrassing
gratitude and
admiration for his
saviour. These
sentiments were not repaid either in kind or degree; indeed,
Michael was a
trifleashamed of his new client's friendship; it
had taken many invitations to get him to Winchester and Wickham
Manor; but he had gone at last, and was now returning. It has
been remarked by some
judicious thinker (possibly J. F. Smith)
that Providence despises to employ no
instrument, however humble;
and it is now plain to the dullest that both Mr Wickham and the
Wallachian Hospodar were
liquid lead and wedges in the hand of
Destiny.
Smitten with the desire to shine in Michael's eyes and show
himself a person of original
humour and resources, the young
gentleman (who was a magistrate, more by token, in his native
county) was no sooner alone in the van than he fell upon the
labels with all the zeal of a
reformer; and, when he rejoined the
lawyer at Bishopstoke, his face was flushed with his exertions,
and his cigar, which he had suffered to go out was almost bitten
in two.
'By George, but this has been a lark!' he cried. 'I've sent the
wrong thing to everybody in England. These cousins of yours have
a packing-case as big as a house. I've muddled the whole business
up to that
extent, Finsbury, that if it were to get out it's my
belief we should get lynched.'
It was
useless to be serious with Mr Wickham. 'Take care,' said
Michael. 'I am getting tired of your
perpetual scrapes; my
reputation is
beginning to suffer.'
'Your
reputation will be all gone before you finish with me,'
replied his
companion with a grin. 'Clap it in the bill, my boy.
"For total loss of
reputation, six and eightpence." But,'
continued Mr Wickham with more
seriousness, 'could I be bowled
out of the Commission for this little jest? I know it's small,
but I like to be a JP. Speaking as a
professional man, do you
think there's any risk?'
'What does it matter?' responded Michael, 'they'll chuck you out
sooner or later. Somehow you don't give the effect of being a
good magistrate.'
'I only wish I was a solicitor,' retorted his
companion, 'instead
of a poor devil of a country gentleman. Suppose we start one of
those tontine affairs ourselves; I to pay five hundred a year,
and you to
guarantee me against every
misfortune except illness
or marriage.'
'It strikes me,' remarked the
lawyer with a meditative laugh, as
he lighted a cigar, 'it strikes me that you must be a cursed
nuisance in this world of ours.'
'Do you really think so, Finsbury?' responded the magistrate,
leaning back in his cushions,
delighted with the compliment.
'Yes, I suppose I am a
nuisance. But, mind you, I have a stake in
the country: don't forget that, dear boy.'
CHAPTER V
Mr Gideon Forsyth and the Gigantic Box
It has been mentioned that at Bournemouth Julia sometimes made
acquaintances; it is true she had but a
glimpse of them before
the doors of John Street closed again upon its captives, but the
glimpse was sometimes exhilarating, and the
consequent regret was
tempered with hope. Among those whom she had thus met a year
before was a young barrister of the name of Gideon Forsyth.
About three o'clock of the eventful day when the magistrate
tampered with the labels, a somewhat moody and distempered ramble
had carried Mr Forsyth to the corner of John Street; and about
the same moment Miss Hazeltine was called to the door of No. 16
by a thundering double knock.
Mr Gideon Forsyth was a happy enough young man; he would have