still coloured the upmost boughs of the wood, and made a fire over my
head in the autumnal
foliage. A little faint vapour lay among the
slim tree-stems in the bottom of the hollow; and from farther up I
heard from time to time an
outburst of gross
laughter, as though
clowns were making merry in the bush. There was something about the
atmosphere that brought all sights and sounds home to one with a
singular
purity, so that I felt as if my senses had been washed with
water. After I had crossed the little zone of mist, the path began
to remount the hill; and just as I, mounting along with it, had got
back again, from the head
downwards, into the thin golden
sunshine, I
saw in front of me a
donkey tied to a tree. Now, I have a certain
liking for
donkeys,
principally, I believe, because of the
delightfulthings that Sterne has written of them. But this was not after the
pattern of the ass at Lyons. He was of a white colour, that seemed
to fit him rather for rare festal occasions than for constant
drudgery. Besides, he was very small, and of the daintiest portions
you can imagine in a
donkey. And so, sure enough, you had only to
look at him to see he had never worked. There was something too
roguish and
wanton in his face, a look too like that of a schoolboy
or a street Arab, to have survived much cudgelling. It was plain
that these feet had kicked off sportive children oftener than they
had plodded with a
freight through miry lanes. He was
altogether a
fine-weather,
holiday sort of
donkey; and though he was just then
somewhat solemnised and rueful, he still gave proof of the levity of
his
disposition by impudently wagging his ears at me as I drew near.
I say he was somewhat solemnised just then; for, with the admirable
instinct of all men and animals under
restraint, he had so wound and
wound the
halter about the tree that he could go neither back nor
forwards, nor so much as put down his head to
browse. There he
stood, poor rogue, part puzzled, part angry, part, I believe, amused.
He had not given up hope, and dully revolved the problem in his head,
giving ever and again another jerk at the few inches of free rope
that still remained unwound. A
humorous sort of
sympathy for the
creature took hold upon me. I went up, and, not without some trouble
on my part, and much
distrust and
resistance on the part of Neddy,
got him forced
backwards until the whole length of the
halter was set
loose, and he was once more as free a
donkey as I dared to make him.
I was pleased (as people are) with this friendly action to a fellow-
creature in tribulation, and glanced back over my shoulder to see how
he was profiting by his freedom. The brute was looking after me; and
no sooner did he catch my eye than he put up his long white face into
the air, pulled an impudent mouth at me, and began to bray
derisively. If ever any one person made a grimace at another, that
donkey made a grimace at me. The hardened
ingratitude of his
behaviour, and the impertinence that inspired his whole face as he
curled up his lip, and showed his teeth, and began to bray, so
tickled me, and was so much in keeping with what I had imagined to
myself about his
character, that I could not find it in my heart to
be angry, and burst into a peal of
heartylaughter. This seemed to
strike the ass as a repartee, so he brayed at me again by way of
rejoinder; and we went on for a while, braying and laughing, until I
began to grow aweary of it, and, shouting a derisive
farewell, turned
to
pursue my way. In so doing - it was like going suddenly into cold
water - I found myself face to face with a prim little old maid. She
was all in a
flutter, the poor old dear! She had concluded beyond
question that this must be a
lunatic who stood laughing aloud at a
white
donkey in the
placid beech-woods. I was sure, by her face,
that she had already recommended her spirit most religiously to
Heaven, and prepared herself for the worst. And so, to
reassure her,
I uncovered and
besought her, after a very staid fashion, to put me
on my way to Great Missenden. Her voice trembled a little, to be
sure, but I think her mind was set at rest; and she told me, very
explicitly, to follow the path until I came to the end of the wood,
and then I should see the village below me in the bottom of the
valley. And, with
mutual courtesies, the little old maid and I went
on our
respective ways.
Nor had she misled me. Great Missenden was close at hand, as she had
said, in the
trough of a gentle
valley, with many great elms about
it. The smoke from its chimneys went up
pleasantly in the afternoon