the words 'after which Election duly holden the said Sibimet and
Tabikat his wife may at their pleasure assume Imperial--' before,
with a
guilty look, he crumpled it up in his hand.
CHAPTER 4.
A CUNNING CONSPIRACY.
The Warden entered at this moment: and close behind him came the Lord
Chancellor, a little flushed and out of
breath, and adjusting his wig,
which appeared to have been dragged
partly off his head.
"But where is my precious child?" my Lady enquired, as the four took
their seats at the small side-table
devoted to ledgers and bundles and
bills.
"He left the room a few minutes ago with the Lord Chancellor,"
the Sub-Warden
briefly explained.
"Ah!" said my Lady,
graciously smiling on that high official.
"Your Lordship has a very
taking way with children! I doubt if any
one could gain the ear of my
darling Uggug so quickly as you can!"
For an entirely
stupid woman, my Lady's remarks were
curiously full of
meaning, of which she herself was
wholly unconscious.
The Chancellor bowed, but with a very
uneasy air. "I think the Warden
was about to speak," he remarked,
evidentlyanxious to change the
subject.
But my Lady would not be checked. "He is a clever boy," she continued
with
enthusiasm, "but he needs a man like your Lordship to draw him
out!"
The Chancellor bit his lip, and was silent. He
evidently feared that,
stupid as she looked, she understood what she said this time, and was
having a joke at his expense. He might have spared himself all
anxiety:
whatever
accidental meaning her words might have, she herself never
meant anything at all.
"It is all settled!" the Warden announced,
wasting no time over
preliminaries. "The Sub-Wardenship is abolished, and my brother is
appointed to act as Vice-Warden
whenever I am
absent. So, as I am going
abroad for a while, he will enter on his new duties at once."
"And there will really be a Vice after all?" my Lady enquired.
"I hope so!" the Warden smilingly replied.
My Lady looked much pleased, and tried to clap her hands: but you might
as well have knocked two feather-beds together, for any noise it made.
"When my husband is Vice," she said, "it will be the same as if we had
a hundred Vices!"
"Hear, hear!" cried the Sub-Warden.
"You seem to think it very
remarkable," my Lady remarked with some
severity, "that your wife should speak the truth!"
"No, not
remarkable at all!" her husband
anxiously explained.
"Nothing is
remarkable that you say, sweet one!"
My Lady smiled
approval of the
sentiment, and went on.
"And am I Vice-Wardeness?"
"If you choose to use that title," said the Warden:
"but 'Your Excellency' will be the proper style of address. And I trust
that both 'His Excellency' and 'Her Excellency' will observe the
Agreement I have drawn up. The
provision I am most
anxious about
is this." He unrolled a large
parchmentscroll, and read aloud the words
"'item, that we will be kind to the poor.' The Chancellor worded it
for me," he added, glancing at that great Functionary.
"I suppose, now, that word 'item' has some deep legal meaning?"
"Undoubtedly!" replied the Chancellor, as articulately as he could with
a pen between his lips. He was
nervously rolling and unrolling several
other
scrolls, and making room among them for the one the Warden had
just handed to him. "These are merely the rough copies," he explained:
"and, as soon as I have put in the final corrections--" making a
great
commotion among the different
parchments, "--a semi-colon or
two that I have
accidentally omitted--" here he darted about, pen in
hand, from one part of the
scroll to another, spreading sheets of
blotting-paper over his corrections, "all will be ready for signing."
"Should it not be read out, first?" my Lady enquired.
"No need, no need!" the Sub-Warden and the Chancellor exclaimed at the
same moment, with
feverish eagerness.
"No need at all," the Warden
gently assented. "Your husband and I have
gone through it together. It provides that he shall exercise the full
authority of Warden, and shall have the
disposal of the
annualrevenueattached to the office, until my return, or, failing that, until Bruno
comes of age: and that he shall then hand over, to myself or to Bruno
as the case may be, the Wardenship, the unspent
revenue, and the
contents of the Treasury, which are to be preserved,
intact, under his
guardianship."
All this time the Sub-Warden was busy, with the Chancellor's help,
shifting the papers from side to side, and pointing out to the Warden