"And what are the dimensions of a Revolution?" The voice was
genial and
mellow, and the face of the tall
dignified old man, who had just
entered the room, leading Sylvie by the hand, and with Bruno riding
triumphantly on his shoulder, was too noble and gentle to have scared a
less
guilty man: but the Lord Chancellor turned pale instantly,
and could hardly
articulate the words "The dimensions your--
your High Excellency? I--I--scarcely comprehend!"
"Well, the length,
breadth, and
thickness, if you like it better!"
And the old man smiled, half-contemptuously.
The Lord Chancellor recovered himself with a great effort, and
pointedto the open window. "If your High Excellency will listen for a moment
to the shouts of the exasperated populace--" ("of the exasperated
populace!" the Sub-Warden
repeated in a louder tone, as the Lord
Chancellor, being in a state of
abjectterror, had dropped almost into
a
whisper) "--you will understand what it is they want. "
And at that moment there surged into the room a
hoarse confused cry, in
which the only clearly
audible words were "Less--bread--More--taxes!"
The old man laughed
heartily. "What in the world--" he was beginning:
but the Chancellor heard him not. "Some mistake!" he muttered,
hurrying to the window, from which he
shortly returned with an air of
relief. "Now listen!" he exclaimed,
holding up his hand impressively.
And now the words came quite
distinctly, and with the regularity of the
ticking of a clock, "More--bread--Less taxes!'"
"More bread!" the Warden
repeated in
astonishment. "Why, the new
Government Bakery was opened only last week, and I gave orders to sell
the bread at cost-price during the present scarcity! What can they
expect more?"
"The Bakery's closed, y'reince!" the Chancellor said, more loudly and
clearly than he had
spoken yet. He was emboldened by the consciousness
that here, at least, he had evidence to produce: and he placed in the
Warden's hands a few printed notices, that were lying ready, with some
open ledgers, on a side-table.
"Yes, yes, I see!" the Warden muttered, glancing
carelessly through
them. "Order countermanded by my brother, and
supposed to be my doing!
Rather sharp practice! It's all right!" he added in a louder tone.
"My name is signed to it: so I take it on myself. But what do they
mean by 'Less Taxes'? How can they be less? I abolished the last of
them a month ago!"
"It's been put on again, y'reince, and by y'reince's own orders!",
and other printed notices were submitted for inspection.
The Warden,
whilst looking them over, glanced once or twice at the
Sub-Warden, who had seated himself before one of the open ledgers,
and was quite absorbed in adding it up; but he merely
repeated"It's all right. I accept it as my doing."
"And they do say," the Chancellor went on sheepishly--looking much
more like a convicted thief than an Officer of State, "that a change of
Government, by the
abolition of the Sub-Warden---I mean," he hastily
added, on
seeing the Warden's look of
astonishment, "the
abolition of
the office of Sub-Warden, and giving the present
holder the right to
act as Vice-Warden
whenever the Warden is
absent --would
appease all
this
seedlingdiscontent I mean," he added, glancing at a paper he held
in his hand, "all this seething
discontent!"
"For fifteen years," put in a deep but very harsh voice, "my husband
has been
acting as Sub-Warden. It is too long! It is much too long!"
My Lady was a vast creature at all times: but, when she frowned and
folded her arms, as now, she looked more
gigantic than ever, and made
one try to fancy what a haystack would look like, if out of temper.
"He would
distinguish himself as a Vice!" my Lady proceeded, being far
too
stupid to see the double meaning of her words. "There has been no
such Vice in Outland for many a long year, as he would be!"
"What course would you suggest, Sister?" the Warden
mildly enquired.
My Lady stamped, which was un
dignified: and snorted, which was
un
graceful. "This is no jesting matter!" she bellowed.
"I will
consult my brother, said the Warden. "Brother!"
"--and seven makes a hundred and ninety-four, which is sixteen and
two-pence," the Sub-Warden replied. "Put down two and carry sixteen."
The Chancellor raised his hands and eyebrows, lost in admiration.
"Such a man of business!" he murmured.
"Brother, could I have a word with you in my Study?" the Warden said in