In the matter of breakfasts, when we have
leisure to
assert our
individual tastes, Salemina prefers tea, Francesca cocoa, and I,
coffee. We can never,
therefore, be served with a large comfortable
pot of anything, but are confronted instead with a
caravan of silver
jugs, china jugs, bowls of hard and soft sugar, hot milk, cold milk,
hot water, and cream, while each in her secret heart wishes that the
other two were less exigeante in the matter of diet and beverages.
This does not sound
promising, but it works
perfectly well in
practice by the exercise of a little flexibility.
As we left dear old Dovermarle Street and Smith's Private Hotel
behind, and drove to the station to take the Flying Scotsman, we
indulged in floods of reminiscence over the joys of travel we had
tasted together in the past, and talked with
livelyanticipation of
the new experiences awaiting us in the land of heather.
While Salemina went to purchase the three
first-class tickets, I
superintended the porters as they disposed our
luggage in the van,
and in so doing my eye lighted upon a third-class
carriage which
was, for a wonder, clean, comfortable, and
vacant. Comparing it
hastily with the
first-classcompartment being held by Francesca, I
found that it differed only in having no
carpet on the floor, and a
smaller number of buttons in the upholstering. This was really
heartrending when the difference in fare for three persons would be
at least twenty dollars. What a
delightful sum to put aside for a
rainy day!--that is, be it understood, what a
delightful sum to put
aside and spend on the first rainy day! for that is the way we
always interpret the expression.
When Salemina returned with the tickets, she found me, as usual,
bewailing our extravagance.
Francesca descended suddenly from her post, and, wresting the
tickets from her duenna, exclaimed, "'I know that I can save the
country, and I know no other man can!' as William Pitt said to the
Duke of Devonshire. I have had enough of this
argument. For six
months of last year we discussed travelling third class and
continued to travel first. Get into that clean hard-seated, ill-
upholstered third-class
carriage immediately, both of you; save room
enough for a mother with two babies, and man carrying a basket of
fish, and an old woman with five pieces of hand-
luggage and a dog;
meanwhile I will exchange the tickets."
So
saying, she disappeared rapidly among the
throng of passengers,
guards, porters, newspaper boys, golfers with bags of clubs, young
ladies with bicycles, and old ladies with tin hat-boxes.
"What decision, what
swiftness of judgment, what courage and
energy!" murmured Salemina. "Isn't she
wonderfully improved since
that
unexpected turning of the Worm?"
Francesca rejoined us just as the guard was about to lock us in, and
flung herself down, quite
breathless from her
unusual exertion.
"Well, we are travelling third for once, and the money is saved, or
at least it is ready to spend again at the first opportunity. The
man didn't wish to exchange the tickets at all. He says it is never
done. I told him they were bought by a very
inexperienced American
lady (that is you, Salemina) who knew almost nothing of the
distinctions between first and third class, and naturally took the
best, believing it to be none too good for a citizen of the greatest
republic on the face of the earth. He said the tickets had been
stamped on. I said so should I be if I returned without exchanging
them. He was a very dense person, and didn't see my joke at all,
but then, it is true, there were thirteen men in line behind me,
with the train starting in three minutes, and there is nothing so
debilitating to a naturally weak sense of
humour as selling tickets
behind a
grating, so I am not really vexed with him. There! we are
quite comfortable,
pending the
arrival of the babies, the dog, and
the fish, and certainly no vendor of periodic
literature will dare
approach us while we keep these books in evidence."
She had Laurence Hutton's Literary Landmarks and Royal Edinburgh, by
Mrs. Oliphant; I had Lord Cockburn's Memorials of his Time; and
somebody had given Salemina, at the moment of leaving London, a work
on `Scotias's
darling seat,' in three huge volumes. When all this
printed matter was heaped on the top of Salemina's hold-all on the
platform, the guard had asked, "Do you belong to these books,
ma'am?"
"We may consider ourselves injured in going from London to Edinburgh
in a third-class
carriage in eight or ten hours, but listen to