bless her great household activity.
She was not long deposited in her place of rest till I had occasion
to find her loss. All my things were kept by her in a most perjink
and excellent order; but they soon fell into an
amazing confusion;
for, as she often said to me, I had a turn for heedlessness;
insomuch, that although my daughter Janet was grown up, and able to
keep the house, I saw that it would be necessary, as soon as decency
would allow, for me to take another wife. I was moved to this
chiefly by fore
seeing that my daughter would in time be married, and
taken away from me, but more on
account of the servant lasses, who
grew out of all bounds, verifying the
proverb, "Well kens the mouse
when the cat's out of the house." Besides this, I was now far down
in the vale of years, and could not expect to be long without
feeling some of the penalties of old age, although I was still a
hail and sound man. It
therefore behoved me to look in time for a
helpmate, to tend me in my approaching infirmities.
Upon this important concern I reflected, as I may say, in the
watches of the night; and,
considering the circumstances of my
situation, I saw it would not do for me to look out for an overly
young woman, nor yet would it do for one of my ways to take an
elderly
maiden, ladies of that sort being
liable to possess strong-
set particularities. I
thereforeresolved that my choice should lie
among widows of a
discreet age; and I had a
glimmer in my mind of
speaking to Mrs Malcolm; but when I reflected on the saintly
steadiness of her
character, I was satisfied it would be of no use
to think of her. Accordingly, I bent my brows, and looked towards
Irville, which is an
abundant trone for widows and other single
women; and I fixed my purpose on Mrs Nugent, the relic of a
professor in the university of Glasgow, both because she was a well-
bred woman, without any children to plea about the interest of my
own two, and
likewise because she was held in great
estimation by
all who knew her, as a lady of a Christian principle.
It was some time in the summer, however, before I made up my mind to
speak to her on the subject; but one afternoon, in the month of
August, I
resolved to do so, and with that
intent walked leisurely
over to Irville; and after
calling on the Rev. Dr. Dinwiddie, the
minister, I stepped in, as if by chance, to Mrs Nugent's. I could
see that she was a little surprised at my visit; however, she
treated me with every possible
civility, and her servant lass
bringing in the tea-things in a most
orderly manner, as punctually
as the clock was
striking, she invited me to sit still, and drink my
tea with her; which I did, being none displeased to get such
encouragement. However, I said nothing that time, but returned to
the manse, very well content with what I had observed, which made me
fain to repeat my visit. So, in the course of the week, taking
Janet my daughter with me, we walked over in the
forenoon, and
called at Mrs Nugent's first, before going to any other house; and
Janet
saying, as we came out to go to the
minister's, that she
thought Mrs Nugent an
agreeable woman, I determined to knock the
nail on the head without further delay.
Accordingly, I invited the
minister and his wife to dine with us on
the Thursday following; and before leaving the town, I made Janet,
while the
minister and me were handling a subject, as a sort of
thing in common
civility, go to Mrs Nugent, and invite her also.
Dr. Dinwiddie was a gleg man, of a jocose nature; and he, guessing
something of what I was ettling at, was very mirthful with me; but I
kept my own
counsel till a meet season.
On the Thursday, the company as invited came, and nothing
extraordinary was seen; but in cutting up and helping a hen, Dr.
Dinwiddie put one wing on Mrs Nugent's plate, and the other wing on
my plate, and said, there have been greater miracles than these two
wings flying together, which was a sharp joke, that caused no little
merriment at the expense of Mrs Nugent and me. I, however, to show
that I was none daunted, laid a leg also on her plate, and took
another on my own,
saying, in the words of the
reverend doctor,
there have been greater miracles than that these two legs should lie
in the same nest, which was thought a very clever come off; and, at
the same time, I gave Mrs Nugent a kindly nip on her sonsy arm,
which was breaking the ice in as pleasant a way as could be. In
short, before anything passed between ourselves on the subject, we