coming from the glebe to the byre, and broke its two
hinder legs,
which obligated us to kill it, in order to put the beast out of
pain. As this happened after we had salted our mart, it occasioned
us to have a double crop of puddings, and such a show of hams in the
kitchen, as was a
marvel to our visitors to see.
CHAPTER XIII YEAR 1772
On New-Year's night, this year, a thing happened, which, in its own
nature, was a
trifle; but it turned out as a mustard-seed that grows
into a great tree. One of the elders, who has long been dead and
gone, came to the manse about a fact that was found out in the
clachan, and after we had discoursed on it some time, he rose to
take his
departure. I went with him to the door with the candle in
my hand--it was a clear
frosty night, with a sharp wind; and the
moment I opened the door, the blast blew out the candle, so that I
heedlessly, with the
candlestick in my hand, walked with him to the
yett without my hat, by which I took a sore cold in my head, that
brought on a
dreadful toothache; insomuch, that I was obligated to
go into Irville to get the tooth drawn, and this caused my face to
swell to such a
fright, that, on the Sabbath-day, I could not preach
to my people. There was, however, at that time, a young man, one Mr
Heckletext, tutor in Sir Hugh Montgomerie's family, and who had
shortly before been licensed. Finding that I would not be able to
preach myself, I sent to him, and begged he would officiate for me,
which he very
pleasantly consented to do, being, like all the young
clergy, thirsting to show his light to the world. 'Twixt the fore
and afternoon's
worship, he took his check of dinner at the manse,
and I could not but say that he seemed both
discreet and sincere.
Judge, however, what was brewing, when the same night Mr Lorimore
came and told me, that Mr Heckletext was the suspected person anent
the fact that had been
instrumental, in the hand of a chastising
Providence, to
afflict me with the toothache, in order, as it
afterwards came to pass, to bring the
hiddenhypocrisy of the
ungodly
preacher to light. It seems that the donsie lassie who was
in fault, had gone to the kirk in the afternoon, and
seeing who was
in the
pulpit, where she expected to see me, was seized with the
hysterics, and taken with her crying on the spot, the which being
untimely, proved the death of both mother and bairn, before the
thing was
properly laid to the father's charge.
This caused a great
uproar in the
parish. I was
sorely blamed to
let such a man as Mr Heckletext go up into my
pulpit, although I was
as
ignorant of his offences as the
innocent child that perished;
and, in an
unguarded hour, to pacify some of the elders, who were
just distracted about the
disgrace, I consented to have him called
before the
session. He obeyed the call, and in a manner that I will
never forget; for he was a sorrow of sin and
audacity, and demanded
to know why, and for what reason, he was summoned. I told him the
whole affair in my calm and
moderate way; but it was oil cast upon a
burning coal. He flamed up in a terrible
passion; threepit at the
elders that they had no proof
whatever of his having had any
trafficking in the business, which was the case; for it was only a
notion, the poor deceased lassie never having made a disclosure:
called them libellous conspirators against his
character, which was
his only fortune, and concluded by threatening to
punish them,
though he exempted me from the
injury which their slanderous
insinuations had done to his prospects in life. We were all
terrified, and allowed him to go away without uttering a word; and
sure enough he did bring a plea in the courts of Edinburgh against
Mr Lorimore and the elders for damages, laid at a great sum.
What might have been the
consequence, no one can tell; but soon
after he married Sir Hugh's house-keeper, and went with her into
Edinburgh, where he took up a school; and, before the trial came on,
that is to say, within three months of the day that I myself married
them, Mrs Heckletext was delivered of a thriving lad bairn, which
would have been a
witness for the elders, had the worst come to the
worst. This was, indeed, we all thought, a
joyousdeliverance to
the
parish, and it was a lesson to me never to allow any
preacher to
mount my
pulpit, unless I knew something of his moral
character.
In other respects, this year passed very peaceably in the
parish:
there was a
visible increase of
worldly circumstances, and the
hedges which had been planted along the toll-road, began to put
forth their branches, and to give new notions of orderlyness and
beauty to the farmers. Mrs Malcolm heard from time to time from her
son Charles, on board the man-of-war the Avenger, where he was
midshipman; and he had found a friend in the captain, that was just