Gabrielle: "Oh, I think I got a chill. Now let me see if I can give you one!"



Gabrielle tickles Adam's arm. Carlos smashes his glass on the table and walks by Katherine who is also watching Adam and Gabrielle.



Katherine is whispering to Adam.



Katherine: "We haven't been here an hour and you are humiliating me!"



Adam: "Are we gonna have this conversation again?"



Katherine: "Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago."



Adam: "For God's sake. I was not flirting. She asked me to fix her dress."



Katherine: "Yeah, I saw you're face. I could tell what a chore it was for you."



Adam: "You know what, I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department. Let me go catch up!"



Adam walks away as Edie approaches.



Edie: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to eavesdrop. But you really shouldn't take this out on Adam. Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, if you know what I mean."



Katherine: "No, I don't. But I'd certainly like to."



SUSAN'S LIVING ROOM



Susan: "Okay, everyone. Let the games begin. Um. I will be team captain one. Who wants to be captain number two?



Gabrielle: "I'll do it!"



Susan: "Great! Okay you pick first."



Gabrielle: "Oh, okay. I will pick Adam."



Adam: "Ah."



Susan: "I pick Lynette. Where's Lynette?"



Tom: "She really wanted to be here. She's just feeling too sick to party."



LYNETTE'S LIVING ROOM



Lynette is watching TV with the kids, laughing and eating chips.



Parker; "That's funny isn't it?"



Lynette: "It's genius! He's a sponge, but he talks!"



Stella: "Well, it looks like somebody is feeling a little better."



Lynette: (laughing) "Yeah, I guess that anti nausea medicine finally kicked in."



Stella: (smiling) "That must be it!"



SUSAN'S LIVING ROOM



Gabrielle: "Orson."



Susan: "Carlos."



Mike: "Um.. husband in the room."



Susan: "Honey, I love ya but I wanna win."



Orson: (to Gabrielle) "You should pick Edie."



Gabrielle: "Why?"



Orson: "The woman just tried to commit suicide. Don't make her last pick. She's still fragile."



Gabrielle: "Good point. Mike! Yes. Let's get started."



Susan: "No, no. Wait, wait, wait. Gaby. You know how it works. First I have to go over all the signals. Okay, so



(gesturing) this is movie. TV. "



KATHERINE'S HOUSE



Julie is picking the lock of the door upstairs.



Dillon: "Where did you learn to do this?"



Julie: "When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out you develop certain skills."



Dillon: "I don't know. Maybe this is a sign we should stop."



Door opens.



Julie: "What were you saying about signs?"



SUSAN'S LIVING ROOM



Susan is still describing and gesturing while everyone looks on bored.



Susan: "Whole concept. Person. Umm, Let's see, Shakespeare, book, and then you can do the signal for book and you touch your heart and that means poem..



Gabrielle: "When has anyone ever used poem as a clue?"



Victor: "Yeah. Come on, let's play."



Everyone: "Let's play! Yeah"



Gabrielle: "Yeah, let's play."



A very happy Lynette walks in.



Lynette: "Hey!"



Tom: "Hey, Honey, you made it!"



Susan: "Ah ha! Dibs on Lynette! She's on my team!"



Gabrielle: "That's not fair! She's like the Charades' Ninja!"



Lynette: "That's me!! Ninja!"



Lynette roundhouse kicks the lamp.



Lynette: "Ya Ha! (laughing) I'm sorry. Okay, I'm ready."



SUSAN'S LIVING ROOM



Susan pushes a stopwatch, as Orson acts out his charade.



Susan: "Okay, go."



Gabrielle's Team: "Shoe, sock, working out, sole, itch, itch, scratch."



Gabrielle: "A blister."



Orson: "Ah!"



Gabrielle: "Blister, sounds like blister."



Adam: "Sister."



Bree: "Two Mules for Sister Sara!"



Team: "Hoorah!!!"



Susan: "Okay, twenty two seconds. Lynette, you're up."



Tom: "Come on babe! We're forty seconds down. We need you to make that time up."



Lynette: "Who do you think you're talking to."



Tom: "Right on."



Gabrielle is hanging on Adam with the stopwatch.



Gabrielle: "Ready? Set. Go."



Lynette reads her charade.



Tom: "Honey. Clocks ticking."



Lynette: (smiling) "I know. This is a really hard one."



Tom: "Kay, come on, come on, what is it? Is it a book, a movie?"



Lynette: "Movie, a western."



Bree: "No talking."



Lynette: "Sorry."



Tom: "Honey, start with the first word. How many syllables? "



Lynette gestures one.



Susan's Team: "One word?"



Tom: "Sweetie, act it out. You're really good at that."



Edie: "Okay, okay. Whole idea."



Lynette points at Edie



Edie: "Me."



Susan: "Edie. Woman, Blond, bleach!"



Lynette gestures no in frustration. She jumps up on the fireplace ledge. Acts like she's making a noose, puts it around her neck and hangs herself. She jumps down and pretends like she's dead. Everyone stares in disbelief. Edie looks shocked.



Tom: "Hang Em High?"



Lynette: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"



Susan: "Okay, well I think it's time for a break?"



Everyone: (uncomfortable) "Yes."



Tom: (to Lynette) "You feeling okay? Cause you're acting kinda spacey."



Lynette: 'Yeah, no, I'm good. Hey do you think they have any grapes or.."



Tom: "Hey, why don't I go get you some coffee, Hon."



Andrew walks in.



Andrew: "Orson. Ah, there's a phone call for you at the house. You should probably take it."



Orson runs out. Andrew sees Lynette at the table eating everything. Andrew gives Lynette the "thumbs up" sign. Lynette smiles back.



As Orson goes out the front door, Stella runs in.



Stella: "Hello. Oh Tom."



Tom: "Stella, what are you doing here?"



Stella: "I made some brownies earlier and I just noticed they were missing. Ah. Lynette didn't bring them here did she?"



Tom: "Why, is that a problem?"



Tom runs into the living room as Lynette is passing out the brownies.



Lynette: "It's like chocolate love!"



Tom: "Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, sorry, don't eat those."



Tom grabs the brownie out of Edie and Katherine's hands. He grabs the one in Mike and Susan's hands.



Tom: "No, bad, bad. Bad, bad, bad. Whoa."



He grabs the ones from Bree and Carlos.



Tom: "Sorry. Full of trans fat."



He walks backwards and bumps into Gabrielle who spills a drink all over Adam.



Gabrielle: "Tom, watch it!"



Tom: "I am sorry."



Gabrielle grabs a napkin.



Gabrielle: "Here, let me get that.



Adam: "Thank you. Sorry, it's a little cold"



She begins patting Adam's shirt. Katherine walks up.



Katherine: "Would it be too much to ask you to keep your hands off my husband?"



Gabrielle: "What, I spilled my drink on him."



Katherine: "And you're trying to make up for it by breast feeding him?"



Adam: "Katherine?"



Gabrielle: "Look lady, you need to calm down. You're getting a reputation around her for having a stick up your ass!"



Katherine: "Better that reputation than the one you're toting around."



Gabrielle: "What do you mean by that?"



Susan: "Okay, back to Charades."



Katherine: "Never mind. Forget it."



Gabrielle: "No, tell me. What's my reputation? Am I smug and holier than thou? Oh no wait. That's you."



Victor walks into the room.



Katherine: "Let me be specific. By reputation, I mean that you are the kind of woman that treats a man like a plaything. Whether it's my husband or let's say you're teenage gardener?"



Gabrielle stares at Edie, who looks away. Victor looks angry.



Gabrielle: "Bree saw you slap your daughter."



Katherine: "Excuse me?"



Bree: "Gaby?"



Gabrielle: "Yeah, she asked about her father and then you smacked her. Why'd you do that?"



Katherine: "This is the last thing that I will ever say to you. Yes, I lost my temper with Dillon. But her father is a horrible man. I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter. What was a supposed to tell Dillon about that, huh? I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity."



Katherine walks out of the room.



Lynette: "Oh my god. "Hang Em High" has three syllables."



SUSAN'S BEDROOM



Victor is sitting on the bed as Gabrielle walks in.



Gabrielle: "I guess you saw what happened down there."



Victor: "Yup."



Gabrielle: "Look, it was a long time ago and it didn't mean anything."



Victor: "How many people know about this?"



Gabrielle: "Now, or before tonight?"



Victor: "How many?"



Gabrielle: "Look, I know you're upset."



Victor: "No, not upset. I'm just trying to work out how to spin this. Clearly the boy was underage. Do you think money would shut him up?"



Gabrielle: "Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal."



Victor: "Um. That's because you're not me."



Victor walks out of the room.



KATHERINE'S HOUSE - LOCKED ROOM



Dillon and Julie are going through boxes.



Julie: "Okay you gotta remember this. (holding up a Teddy Bear) This is Bodworth. You took him everywhere."



Dillon: "No. I think I'd remember a bear that ugly."



Julie: "Well, clearly it's yours. Your mom kept it all these years and he's here in your old room."



Dillon: "Wait, this was my old room? My mom told me I'm in my old room down the hall."



Julie: "No, this was your room. What are you talking about?"



Katherine walks in,



Katherine: "Evening girls."



Julie: "Hey! How was the party?"



Katherine: "It was lovely. I think your mother would like you home now to clean up."



Julie gets up and walks out.



Dillon: "I'm sorry Mom."



Katherine: "It's okay sweetie. But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore."



Dillon walks out.



SUSAN'S KITCHEN



Orson walks in.



Bree: "Orson, Honey, where have you been?"



Orson: "We've had a call from Danielle's doctor. Apparently her fall caused a placental eruption. When the placental separates from the Uterus."



Bree: "My god."



Orson: "He said not to panic. There are degrees of this. They are doing a sonogram then they are going to call us."



Bree: "I can't wait that long. I have to be with her."



Orson: "Okay. I'll get your purse."



Bree and Orson are leaving Susan's house.



Susan: "What do you think you are doing? You can't leave yet!"



Bree: "Ah something's come up. We'll talk tomorrow."



Susan: "No, we'll talk now. You still owe me an explanation for that skuzzy gyno you sent me to.:



Bree: "I said I was sorry, for god's sake, Susan, not everything is about you!"



Bree and Orson leave. Edie comes out the front door.



Edie: "Oh, I know this night has been a complete disaster but all in all, it's still your best party ever."



SUSAN'S BATHROOM



Carlos is just drying his hands and when he opens the door, Gabrielle pushes him back in and begins kissing him.



Carlos: "I'm confused."



Gabrielle slaps Carlos.



Carlos: "Ow! Now I'm confused and my head hurts!"



Gabrielle: "That's for letting Edie think you are engaged."



Carlos: "And the kiss?"



Gabrielle: "When you saw me flirting you smashed a glass. When Victor heard I had an affair he started crunching poll numbers. I need a man who cared enough to explode when he thinks he's gonna lose me. I don't just love you, I love the way you love me."



Carlos: "So we're back on?"



Gabrielle: "See you Thursday."



They kiss passionately, and Carlos leaves.



SUSAN'S HOUSE



Carlos is talking on the phone.



Carlos: "Al what have you got for me?"



Al: "I think I found a way to make this happen. But it might take a week or two to line everything up."



Carlos: "Fantastic."



AL'S OFFICE



Al: "I'll call you when it's done.:



Al hangs up.



Al: "Shirley? Can you make some copies of the Britt file?"



Shirley leaves the office, closes the door. The door reads Al Kaminsky, Certified Public Accountant.



SUSAN'S HOUSE



Carlos is having a drink when Victor walks in.



Victor: "Seen Gaby?"



Carlos: "Ah yeah. In the bathroomupstairs."



Victor: "Tell me something. When you found out that kid that you were paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife, how did you not kill him?"



Carlos: "Well, I wanted to at first but hey, we're all human, right? You gotta forgive and forget."



Victor: "You're a very understanding man. If she pulled something like that on me, that guy wouldn't be around for long,"



Carlos: "Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right?"



Victor: "If you have enough money, it's not that hard to make someone disappear."



Gabrielle comes downstairs.



Victor: "Let's go, honey."



Gabrielle: "Bye Carlos."



She winks at Carlos as she leaves.



BREE'S HOUSE



Bree is unhooking the DVD player.



Orson: "Honey, we really have to go."



Bree: "It will just take a few seconds. It's all these damn cords."



Orson: "Sweetheart, it's a long drive."



Bree: "It's the only thing she asked for."



The phone rings. Orson answers.



Orson:: "Hello. Hello Doctor. How is she? Oh, thank god."



Bree begins to cry. Orson helps her off the floor and she cries on Orson's shoulder.



LYNETTE'S HOUSE



Lynette and Tom enter. Stella is on the couch reading.



Stella: "Kids are all tucked in. They're sleeping like angels."



Tom: "Great. Did you put Quaaludes in their cocoa?"



Lynette: "Could you check on them for me, please?"



Tom goes upstairs.



Stella: "So how was the party?"



Lynette: "You drugged me."



Stella: "Ah, just a little."



Lynette: "What is wrong with you? I told you I didn't want any pot!"



Stella: "Before you slap me around, let me ask you something. Do you feel better?"



Lynette: "That's not the point. And what were you thinking using my son as a drug mule."



Stella: "He didn't know what was going on. And why are you making such a big deal about it?"



Lynette: "Let me ask you something. Do you remember what I wore to the Junior Prom or what part I had in the play that year?"



Stella: "Who remembers that stuff?"



Lynette: "Parents who weren't stoned. My whole childhood passed in a blur because you were medicating yourself. Pot when you were sick, booze when you weren't. I am not going to do that. I won't miss a second of my kids lives. Not if I can avoid it."



Stella: "Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. You're a mom. You know there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer. And seeing you act all goofy watching that cartoon, well, it was probably the high point of my trip."



Lynette: "I get it. But if you ever pull something like this again."



Stella: "I won't."



Lynette: "Okay. Well, I think I'll turn in."



Lynette takes the bowl of chips and walks to the stairs.



Stella: "Yenta."



Lynette: "What?"



Stella: "Junior year. You were Yenta in "Fiddler on the Roof."



Lynette: "You remembered."



Stella: "Yea, there are some performances so bad even alcohol can't block em out."



BREE'S FRONT PORCH



Bree is sitting. Susan walks up.



Susan: "Bree? Can we call a truce? Please? So you know I'm not bluffing I brought cake."



Bree takes one of the cakes.



Bree: "I'm so sorry that I snapped at you tonight."



Susan: "It's okay. I just wanna know what's going on. Ever since you've been pregnant there's like this wall between us. It's like something's changed and I don't know why. Did I do something to offend you?"



Bree: "It's not about you I've just been going through some things."



Susan: "Like what? I mean come on just tell me. We share everything."



Bree: "Okay, um, I haven't told anybody this but it's about the baby. There have been some complications.



Susan: "Oh no. Is everything okay?"



Bree: "Yeah. Everything's fine. But there was a time when I thought I might lose it."



Susan: "Oh my god. And there I was just bugging you about your doctor. I am so sorry. You should have just told me."



Bree: "No, you're pregnant too and I'm not going to tell you anything that's gonna worry you."



Susan: "Oh, are you kidding? It's the first baby I've had in seventeen years. You know, I could not possibly be more freaked out. This morning I caught Mike building a crib."



Bree: "No! This early?"



Susan: "Yeah! I wanted to scream, 'Are you nuts, do you just want to jinx it?"



Bree: "This is what we get for having kids at our age. Anxiety, terror."



Susan: "It's just going to get worse. Do you know when our babies go to college, we'll be like…"



Bree: "Dead!"



Susan: "If we're lucky. Look at us. Pregnant gals, eating cake and bitchin'. It's kinda nice, huh?"



Bree: "It really is."



KATHERINE'S HOUSE



Katherine is up in the locked room moving boxes. Adam walks in.



Adam: "What are you doing?"



Katherine: "The hospital called. My aunt's ready to come home.:



Adam: "And you want her to stay in here?"



Katherine: "Yeah. I think making this room off limits was a mistake. If I want Dillon to focus on other things I really need to make it less intriguing. "



Adam: "Speaking of intriguing what were you thinking last night?"



Katherine: "What?"



Adam: "Come on the worst thing a father could do? You realize what people are going to think?"



Katherine: "Yeah, they're going to be very uncomfortable and uncomfortable people don't ask questions."



WISTERIA LANE - DAY



Children are playing on the sidewalk.



"All children love games. But children grow up and then they find new games to play,"



LYNETTE'S YARD



"They pretend to be well so their family's won't worry."



Lynette is sitting in the yard and her mother brings her a bowl of food.



EDIE'S PORCH



Carlos kisses Edie as he goes off to work.



"They lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon."



BREE'S FRONT YARD



Bree is getting the mail when Susan walks up and tries to hug her.



Bree: "Oh."



Bree drops the mail to distract Susan.



"They invent stories to hide the truth from their friends."



KATHERINE'S HOUSE



Katherine is sitting on the throw rug in the middle of the locked room.



"Yes, everyone has fun playing games."



Katherine reaches for the corner of the rug. There is a deep gash in the floor under the rug.



"Right up until the moment someone gets hurt."



Katherine begins crying and touches the gash in the floor.



THE END

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