of justice that made the justness of his remarks
acceptable. After the
revolution of July, Fougeres sent about ten pictures a year to the
Salon, of which the jury admitted four or five. He lived with the most
rigid
economy, his household being managed
solely by an old charwoman.
For all
amusement he visited his friends, he went to see works of art,
he allowed himself a few little trips about France, and he planned to
go to Switzerland in search of
inspiration. This detestable artist was
an excellent citizen; he mounted guard duly, went to reviews, and paid
his rent and provision-bills with bourgeois punctuality.
Having lived all his life in toil and
poverty, he had never had the
time to love. Poor and a
bachelor, until now he did not desire to
complicate his simple life. Incapable of devising any means of
increasing his little fortune, he carried, every three months, to his
notary, Cardot, his quarterly
earnings and economies. When the notary
had received about three thousand francs he invested them in some
first
mortgage, the interest of which he drew himself and added to the
quarterly payments made to him by Fougeres. The
painter was awaiting
the
fortunate moment when his property thus laid by would give him the
imposing
income of two thousand francs, to allow himself the otium cum
dignitate of the artist and paint pictures; but oh! what pictures!
true pictures! each a finished picture! chouette, Koxnoff, chocnosoff!
His future, his dreams of happiness, the superlative of his hopes--do
you know what it was? To enter the Institute and
obtain the grade of
officer of the Legion of honor; to side down beside Schinner and Leon
de Lora, to reach the Academy before Bridau, to wear a rosette in his
buttonhole! What a dream! It is only
commonplace men who think of
everything.
Hearing the sound of several steps on the
stairway">
staircase, Fougeres rubbed
up his hair,
buttoned his
jacket of bottle-green velveteen, and was
not a little amazed to see, entering his
doorway, a simpleton face
vulgarly called in
studio slang a "melon." This fruit surmounted a
pumpkin, clothed in blue cloth adorned with a bunch of
tintinnabulating baubles. The melon puffed like a walrus; the pumpkin
advanced on turnips, improperly called legs. A true
painter would have
turned the little bottle-vendor off at once, assuring him that he
didn't paint
vegetables. This
painter looked at his
client without a
smile, for Monsieur Vervelle wore a three-thousand-franc diamond in
the bosom of his shirt.
Fougeres glanced at Magus and said: "There's fat in it!" using a slang
term then much in vogue in the
studios.
Hearing those words Monsieur Vervelle frowned. The
worthy bourgeois
drew after him another
complication of
vegetables in the persons of
his wife and daughter. The wife had a fine veneer of
mahogany on her
face, and in figure she resembled a cocoa-nut, surmounted by a head
and tied in around the waist. She pivoted on her legs, which were tap-
rooted, and her gown was yellow with black stripes. She proudly
exhibited unutterable mittens on a puffy pair of hands; the plumes of
a
first-classfuneral floated on an over-flowing
bonnet; laces adorned
her shoulders, as round behind as they were before;
consequently, the
spherical form of the cocoa-nut was perfect. Her feet, of a kind that
painters call abatis, rose above the varnished leather of the shoes in
a swelling that was some inches high. How the feet were ever got into
the shoes, no one knows.
Following these
vegetable parents was a young
asparagus, who presented
a tiny head with
smoothly banded hair of the yellow-carroty tone that
a Roman adores, long, stringy arms, a fairly white skin with reddish
spots upon it, large
innocent eyes, and white lashes, scarcely any
brows, a leghorn
bonnet bound with white satin and adorned with two
honest bows of the same satin, hands virtuously red, and the feet of
her mother. The faces of these three beings wore, as they looked round
the
studio, an air of happiness which bespoke in them a respectable
enthusiasm for Art.
"So it is you,
monsieur, who are going to take our likenesses?" said
the father, assuming a jaunty air.
"Yes,
monsieur," replied Grassou.
"Vervelle, he has the cross!" whispered the wife to the husband while
the
painter's back was turned.
"Should I be likely to have our
portraits painted by an artist who
wasn't decorated?" returned the former bottle-dealer.
Elie Magus here bowed to the Vervelle family and went away. Grassou
accompanied him to the landing.
"There's no one but you who would fish up such whales."
"One hundred thousand francs of 'dot'!"
"Yes, but what a family!"
"Three hundred thousand francs of expectations, a house in the rue
Boucherat, and a country-house at Ville d'Avray!"
"Bottles and corks! bottles and corks!" said the
painter; "they set my
teeth on edge."
"Safe from want for the rest of your days," said Elie Magus as he
departed.
That idea entered the head of Pierre Grassou as the
daylight had burst
into his
garret that morning.
While he posed the father of the young person, he thought the bottle-
dealer had a good
countenance, and he admired the face full of violent
tones. The mother and daughter hovered about the easel, marvelling at
all his preparations; they
evidently thought him a demigod. This
visible
admiration pleased Fougeres. The golden calf threw upon the
family its
fantastic reflections.
"You must earn lots of money; but of course you don't spend it as you
get it," said the mother.
"No, madame," replied the
painter; "I don't spend it; I have not the
means to amuse myself. My notary invests my money; he knows what I
have; as soon as I have taken him the money I never think of it
again."
"I've always been told," cried old Vervelle, "that artists were
baskets with holes in them."
"Who is your notary--if it is not indiscreet to ask?" said Madame
Vervelle.
"A good fellow, all round," replied Grassou. "His name is Cardot."
"Well, well! if that isn't a joke!" exclaimed Vervelle. "Cardot is our
notary too."
"Take care! don't move," said the
painter.
"Do pray hold still, Antenor," said the wife. "If you move about
you'll make
monsieur miss; you should just see him
working, and then
you'd understand."
"Oh! why didn't you have me taught the arts?" said Mademoiselle
Vervelle to her parents.
"Virginie," said her mother, "a young person ought not to learn
certain things. When you are married--well, till then, keep quiet."
During this first sitting the Vervelle family became almost intimate
with the
worthy artist. They were to come again two days later. As
they went away the father told Virginie to walk in front; but in spite
of this
separation, she overheard the following words, which naturally
awakened her curiosity.
"Decorated--thirty-seven years old--an artist who gets orders--puts
his money with our notary. We'll
consult Cardot. Hein! Madame de
Fougeres! not a bad name--doesn't look like a bad man either! One
might prefer a merchant; but before a merchant retires from business
one can never know what one's daughter may come to;
whereas an
economical artist--and then you know we love Art-- Well, we'll see!"
While the Vervelle family discussed Pierre Grassou, Pierre Grassou
discussed in his own mind the Vervelle family. He found it impossible
to stay
peacefully in his
studio, so he took a walk on the boulevard,
and looked at all the red-haired women who passed him. He made a
series of the oddest reasonings to himself: gold was the handsomest of
metals; a tawny yellow represented gold; the Romans were fond of red-
haired women, and he turned Roman, etc. After two years of marriage