inconsiderable customers.
A
commercial traveller is received, he also, upon a
reduction - yet
is he
welcome, yet can he command the fatted calf; but an artist,
had he the manners of an Almaviva, were he dressed like Solomon in
all his glory, is received like a dog and served like a timid lady
travelling alone.
Accustomed as he was to the rubs of his
profession, Berthelini was
unpleasantly
affected by the
landlord's manner.
"Elvira," said he to his wife, "mark my words: Castel-le-Gachis is
a
tragic folly."
"Wait till we see what we take," replied Elvira.
"We shall take nothing," returned Berthelini; "we shall feed upon
insults. I have an eye, Elvira: I have a spirit of divination;
and this place is
accursed. The
landlord has been discourteous,
the Commissary will be
brutal, the
audience will be
sordid and
uproarious, and you will take a cold upon your
throat. We have
been besotted enough to come; the die is cast - it will be a second
Sedan."
Sedan was a town
hateful to the Berthelinis, not only from
patriotism (for they were French, and answered after the flesh to
the somewhat
homely name of Duval), but because it had been the
scene of their most sad reverses. In that place they had lain
three weeks in pawn for their hotel bill, and had it not been for a
surprising stroke of fortune they might have been lying there in
pawn until this day. To mention the name of Sedan was for the
Berthelinis to dip the brush in
earthquake and
eclipse. Count
Almaviva slouched his hat with a
gestureexpressive of
despair, and
even Elvira felt as if ill-fortune had been
personally invoked.
"Let us ask for breakfast," said she, with a woman's tact.
The Commissary of Police of Castel-le-Gachis was a large red
Commissary, pimpled, and subject to a strong cutaneous
transpiration. I have
repeated the name of his office because he
was so very much more a Commissary than a man. The spirit of his
dignity had entered into him. He carried his
corporation as if it
were something official. Whenever he insulted a common citizen it
seemed to him as if he were adroitly
flattering the Government by a
side wind; in default of
dignity he was
brutal from an overweening
sense of duty. His office was a den,
whence passers-by could hear
rude accents laying down, not the law, but the good pleasure of the
Commissary.
Six several times in the course of the day did M. Berthelini hurry
thither in quest of the
requisitepermission for his evening's
entertainment; six several times he found the official was abroad.
Leon Berthelini began to grow quite a familiar figure in the
streets of Castel-le-Gachis; he became a local
celebrity, and was
pointed out as "the man who was looking for the Commissary." Idle
children attached themselves to his footsteps, and trotted after
him back and forward between the hotel and the office. Leon might
try as he liked; he might roll cigarettes, he might straddle, he
might cock his hat at a dozen different jaunty inclinations - the
part of Almaviva was, under the circumstances, difficult to play.
As he passed the market-place upon the seventh
excursion the
Commissary was
pointed out to him, where he stood, with his
waistcoat unbuttoned and his hands behind his back, to superintend
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measurement of butter. Berthelini threaded his way
through the market stalls and baskets, and accosted the dignitary
with a bow which was a
triumph of the histrionic art.
"I have the honour," he asked, "of meeting M. le Commissaire?"
The Commissary was
affected by the
nobility of his address. He
excelled Leon in the depth if not in the airy grace of his
salutation.
"The honour," said he, "is mine!"
"I am," continued the strolling-player, "I am, sir, an artist, and
I have permitted myself to
interrupt you on an affair of business.
To-night I give a
triflingmusicalentertainment at the Cafe of the
Triumphs of the Plough - permit me to offer you this little
programme - and I have come to ask you for the necessary
authorisation."
At the word "artist," the Commissary had replaced his hat with the
air of a person who, having con
descended too far, should suddenly
remember the duties of his rank.
"Go, go," said he, "I am busy - I am measuring butter."
"Heathen Jew!" thought Leon. "Permit me, sir," he resumed aloud.
"I have gone six times already - "
"Put up your bills if you choose,"
interrupted the Commissary. "In
an hour or so I will examine your papers at the office. But now
go; I am busy."
"Measuring butter!" thought Berthelini. "Oh, France, and it is for
this that we made '93!"
The preparations were soon made; the bills posted, programmes laid
on the dinner-table of every hotel in the town, and a stage erected
at one end of the Cafe of the Triumphs of the Plough; but when Leon
returned to the office, the Commissary was once more abroad.
"He is like Madame Benoiton," thought Leon, "Fichu Commissaire!"
And just then he met the man face to face.
"Here, sir," said he, "are my papers. Will you be pleased to
verify?"
But the Commissary was now
intent upon dinner.
"No use," he replied, "no use; I am busy; I am quite satisfied.
Give your
entertainment."
And he
hurried on.
"Fichu Commissaire!" thought Leon.
CHAPTER II
The
audience was pretty large; and the
proprietor of the cafe made
a good thing of it in beer. But the Berthelinis exerted themselves
in vain.
Leon was
radiant in velveteen; he had a rakish way of smoking a
cigarette between his songs that was worth money in itself; he
underlined his comic points, so that the dullest numskull in
Castel-le-Gachis had a notion when to laugh; and he handled his
guitar in a manner
worthy of himself. Indeed his play with that
instrument was as good as a whole
romantic drama; it was so
dashing, so florid, and so cavalier.
Elvira, on the other hand, sang her
patriotic and
romantic songs
with more than usual expression; her voice had charm and plangency;
and as Leon looked at her, in her low-bodied maroon dress, with her
arms bare to the shoulder, and a red flower set provocatively in
her
corset, he
repeated to himself for the many
hundredth time that
she was one of the loveliest creatures in the world of women.
Alas! when she went round with the tambourine, the golden youth of
Castel-le-Gachis turned from her
coldly. Here and there a single
halfpenny was
forthcoming; the net result of a
collection never
exceeded half a franc; and the Maire himself, after seven different
applications, had contributed exactly twopence. A certain chill
began to settle upon the artists themselves; it seemed as if they
were singing to slugs; Apollo himself might have lost heart with
such an
audience. The Berthelinis struggled against the
impression; they put their back into their work, they sang loud and
louder, the
guitar twanged like a living thing; and at last Leon
arose in his might, and burst with inimitable
conviction into his
great song, "Y a des honnetes gens partout!" Never had he given
more proof of his
artisticmastery; it was his intimate,
indefeasible
conviction that Castel-le-Gachis formed an exception
to the law he was now lyrically
proclaiming, and was peopled
exclusively by
thieves and bullies; and yet, as I say, he flung it
down like a
challenge, he trolled it forth like an article of
faith; and his face so beamed the while that you would have thought
he must make converts of the benches.
He was at the top of his
register, with his head thrown back and
his mouth open, when the door was thrown
violently open, and a pair
of new comers marched noisily into the cafe. It was the
Commissary, followed by the Garde Champetre.
The undaunted Berthelini still continued to
proclaim, "Y a des
honnetes gens partout!" But now the
sentiment produced an audible