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records for that awful phonograph. Haven't
time to be a public benefactor, so I'll just sing

you this little song for your own amusement."
They were glad enough to be entertained,

and listened with interest while the Shaggy Man
chanted the following verses to a tune that was

not unpleasant:
"I'll sing a song of Ozland, where wondrous creatures dwell

And fruits and flowers and shady bowers abound in every dell,
Where magic is a science and where no one shows surprise

If some amazing thing takes place before his very eyes.
Our Ruler's a bewitching girl whom fairies love to please;

She's always kept her magic sceptre to enforce decrees
To make her people happy, for her heart is kind and true

And to aid the needy and distressed is what she longs to do.
And then there's Princess Dorothy, as sweet as any rose,

A lass from Kansas, where they don't grow fairies, I Suppose;
And there's the brainy Scarecrow, with a body stuffed with straw,

Who utters words of wisdom rare that fill us all with awe.
I'll not forget Nick Chopper, the Woodman made of Tin,

Whose tender heart thinks killing time is quite a dreadful sin,
Nor old Professor Woggle-Bug, who's highly magnified

And looks so big to everyone that he is filled with pride.
Jack Pumpkinhead's a dear old chum who might be called a chump,

But won renown by riding round upon a magic Gump;
The Sawhorse is a splendid steed and though he's made of wood

He does as many thrilling stunts as any meat horse could.
And now I'll introduce a beast that ev'ryone adores--

The Cowardly Lion shakes with fear 'most ev'ry time he roars,
And yet he does the bravest things that any lion might,

Because he knows that cowardice is not considered right.
There's Tik-tok-he's a clockwork man and quite a funny sight--

He talks and walks mechanically, when he's wound up tight;
And we've a Hungry Tiger who would babies love to eat

But never does because we feed him other kinds of meat.
It's hard to name all of the freaks this noble Land's acquired;

'Twould make my song so very long that you would soon be tired;
But give attention while I mention one wise Yellow Hen

And Nine fine Tiny Piglets living in a golden pen.
Just search the whole world over--sail the seas from coast to coast--

No other nation in creation queerer folk can boast;
And now our rare museum will include a Cat of Glass,

A Woozy, and--last but not least--a crazy Patchwork Lass."
Ojo was so pleased with this song that he

applauded the singer by clapping his hands, and
Scraps followed suit by clapping her padded

fingers together. although they made no noise.
The cat pounded on the floor with her glass

paws--gently, so as not to break them--and the
Woozy. which had been asleep, woke up to ask

what the row was about.
"I seldom sing in public, for fear they might

want me to start an opera company," remarked
the Shaggy Man, who was pleased to know his

effort was appreciated. "Voice, just now is a
little out of training; rusty, perhaps."

"Tell me," said the Patchwork Girl earnestly,
"do all those queer people you mention really

live in the Land of Oz?"
"Every one of 'em. I even forgot one thing:

Dorothy's Pink Kitten."
"For goodness sake!" exclaimed Bungle, sitting

up and looking interested. "A Pink Kitten? How
absurd! Is it glass?"

"No; just ordinary kitten."
"Then it can't amount to much. I have pink

brains, and you can see 'em work."
"Dorothy's kitten is all pink--brains and all--

except blue eyes. Name's Eureka. Great favorite at
the royal palace," said the Shaggy Man, yawning.

The Glass Cat seemed annoyed.
"Do you think a pink kitten--common meat--is as

pretty as I am?" she asked.
"Can't say. Tastes differ, you know," replied

the Shaggy Man, yawning again. "But here's a
pointer that may be of service to you: make

friends with Eureka and you'll be solid at the
palace."

"I'm solid now; solid glass."
"You don't understand," rejoined the Shaggy

Man, sleepily. "Anyhow, make friends with the
Pink Kitten and you'll be all right. If the Pink

Kitten despises you, look out for breakers."
"Would anyone at the royal palace break a

Glass Cat?"
"Might. You never can tell. Advise you to purr

soft and look humble--if you can. And now I'm
going to bed."

Bungle considered the Shaggy Man's advice
so carefully that her pink brains were busy long

after the others of the party were fast asleep.
Chapter Twelve

The Giant Porcupine
Next morning they started out bright and early to

follow the road of yellow bricks toward the
Emerald City. The little Munchkin boy was

beginning to feel tired from the long walk, and he
had a great many things to think of and consider

besides the events of the journey. At the
wonderful Emerald City, which he would presently

reach, were so many strange and curious people
that he was half afraid of meeting them and

wondered if they would prove friendly and kind.
Above all else, he could not drive from his mind

the important errand on which he had come, and he
was determined to devote every energy to finding

the things that were necessary to prepare
the magic recipe. He believed that until dear

Unc Nunkie was restored to life he could feel
no joy in anything, and often he wished that

Unc could be with him, to see all the astonishing
things Ojo was seeing. But alas Unc Nunkie was now

a marblestatue in the house of the Crooked
Magician and Ojo must not falter in his efforts to

save him.
The country through which they were passing was

still rocky and deserted, with here and there a
bush or a tree to break the drearylandscape. Ojo

noticed one tree, especially, because it had such
long, silky leaves and was so beautiful in shape.

As he approached it he studied the tree earnestly,
wondering if any fruit grew on it or if it bore

pretty flowers.
Suddenly he became aware that he had been

looking at that tree a long time--at least for
five minutes--and it had remained in the same

position, although the boy had continued to
walk steadily on. So he stopped short. and when

he stopped, the tree and all the landscape, as
well as his companions, moved on before him

and left him far behind.
Ojo uttered such a cry of astonishment that

it aroused the Shaggy Man, who also halted.
The others then stopped, too, and walked back

to the boy.
"What's wrong?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"Why, we're not moving forward a bit, no
matter how fast we walk," declared Ojo. "Now

that we have stopped, we are moving backward!
Can't you see? Just notice that rock."

Scraps looked down at her feet and said:
"The yellow bricks are not moving."

"But the whole road is," answered Ojo.
"True; quite true," agreed the Shaggy Man.

"I know all about the tricks of this road, but I
have been thinking of something else and didn't

realize where we were."
"It will carry us back to where we started

from," predicted Ojo, beginning to be nervous.
"No," replied the Shaggy Man; "it won't do

that, for I know a trick to beat this tricky road.
I've traveled this way before, you know. Turn

around, all of you, and walk backward."
"What good will that do?" asked the cat.

"You'll find out, if you obey me," said the
Shaggy Man.

So they all turned their backs to the direction
in which they wished to go and began walking

backward. In an instant Ojo noticed they were
gaining ground and as they proceeded in this

curious way they soon passed the tree which had
first attracted his attention to their difficulty.

"How long must we keep this up, Shags?"
asked Scraps, who was constantly tripping and

tumbling down, only to get up again with a
laugh at her mishap.

"Just a little way farther," replied the Shaggy
Man.

A few minutes later he called to them to turn
about quickly and step forward, and as they

obeyed the order they found themselves treading
solid ground.

"That task is well over," observed the Shaggy
Man. "It's a little tiresome to walk backward, but

that is the only way to pass this part of the
road, which has a trick of sliding back and

carrying with it anyone who is walking upon it."
With new courage and energy they now

trudged forward and after a time came to a
place where the road cut through a low hill,

leaving high banks on either side of it. They
were traveling along this cut, talking together,

when the Shaggy Man seized Scraps with one
arm and Ojo with another and shouted: "Stop!"

"What's wrong now?" asked the Patchwork Girl.
"See there!" answered the Shaggy Man, pointing

with his finger.
Directly in the center of the road lay a

motionless object that bristled all over with
sharp quills, which resembled arrows. The body was

as big as a ten-bushel basket, but the projecting
quills made it appear to be four times bigger.

"Well, what of it?" asked Scraps.
"That is Chiss, who causes a lot of trouble

along this road," was the reply.
"Chiss! What is Chiss?

"I think it is merely an overgrown porcupine,
but here in Oz they consider Chiss an evil spirit.

He's different from a reg'lar porcupine, because
he can throw his quills in any direction, which

an American porcupine cannot do. That's what


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