looked out through the glass, without
opening it, for, being in my
night clothes, I was afraid of
taking cold.
The street was as
throng as on a market day, and every face in the
moonlight was pale with fear.--Men and lads were
running with their
coats, and carrying their
breeches in their hands; wives and maidens
were all asking questions at one another, and even lasses were
fleeing to and fro, like water nymphs with urns, having stoups and
pails in their hands.--There was swearing and tearing of men, hoarse
with the rage of
impatience, at the tolbooth, getting out the fire-
engine from its stance under the stair; and loud and terrible afar
off, and over all, came the peal of alarm from
drunken Robin's drum.
I could scarcely keep my composity when I
beheld and heard all this,
for I was soon
thoroughly persuaded of the fact. At last I saw
Deacon Girdwood, the chief
advocate and
champion of Robin, passing
down the causey like a demented man, with a red nightcap, and his
big-coat on--for some had cried that the fire was in his yard.--
"Deacon," cried I,
opening the window, forgetting in the jocularity
of the moment the risk I ran from being so naked, "whar away sae
fast,
deacon?"
The
deacon stopped and said, "Is't out? is't out?"
"Gang your ways home," quo' I very
coolly, "for I hae a notion that
a' this hobleshow's but the fume of a gill in your friend Robin's
head."
"It's no possible!" exclaimed the
deacon.
"Possible here or possible there, Mr Girdwood," quo' I, "it's oure
cauld for me to stand talking wi' you here; we'll learn the rights
o't in the morning; so, good-night;" and with that I pulled down the
window. But scarcely had I done so, when a shout of
laughter came
gathering up the street, and soon after poor
drunken Robin was
brought along by the cuff of the neck, between two of the town-
officers, one of them carrying his drum. The next day he was put
out of office for ever, and folk recollecting in what manner I had
acted towards him before, the
outcry about my
arbitrary power was
forgotten in the blame that was heaped upon those who had espoused
Robin's cause against me.
CHAPTER XXXIV--THE COUNTRY GENTRY
For a long period of time, I had observed that there was a gradual
mixing in of the country
gentry among the town's folks. This was
partly to be ascribed to a necessity rising out of the French
Revolution,
whereby men of substance thought it an
expedient policy
to relax in their ancient maxims of family pride and
consequence;
and
partly to the great increase and growth of
wealth which the
influx of trade caused throughout the kingdom,
whereby the merchants
were enabled to vie and ostentate even with the better sort of
lairds. The effect of this, however, was less protuberant in our
town than in many others which I might well name, and the cause
thereof lay
mainly in our being more given to deal in the small way;
not that we lacked of traders possessed both of purse and
perseverance; but we did not exactly lie in the
thoroughfare of
those
mighty masses of foreign commodities, the throughgoing of
which left, to use the words of the old
proverb, "goud in goupins"
with all who had the handling of the same. Nevertheless, we came in
for our share of the condescensions of the country
gentry; and
although there was nothing like a melting down of them among us,
either by marrying or giving in marriage, there was a
communion that
gave us some
insight, no overly to their
advantage, as to the extent
and
measure of their capacities and talents. In short, we
discovered that they were vessels made of ordinary human clay; so
that, instead of our
reverence for them being augmented by a freer
intercourse, we thought less and less of them, until, poor bodies,
the bit prideful lairdies were just looked down upon by our gawsie
big-bellied burgesses, not a few of whom had heritable bonds on
their estates. But in this I am
speaking of the change when it had
come to a full head; for in verity it must be allowed that when the
country
gentry, with their families, began to intromit among us, we
could not make enough of them. Indeed, we were deaved about the
affability of old crabbit Bodle of Bodletonbrae, and his sister,
Miss Jenny, when they
favoured us with their company at the first
inspection ball. I'll ne'er forgot that occasion; for being then in
my second provostry, I had, in course of nature, been appointed a
deputy lord-lieutenant, and the town-council entertaining the
inspecting officers, and the officers of the volunteers, it fell as
a duty incumbent on me to be the
director of the ball afterwards,
and to the which I sent an
invitation to the laird and his sister
little hoping or expecting they would come. But the laird, likewise
being a
deputy lord-lieutenant, he accepted the
invitation, and came
with his sister in all the state of pedigree in their power. Such a
prodigy of
old-fashionedgrandeur as Miss Jenny was!--but neither
shop nor mantuamaker of our day and
generation had been the better
o't. She was just, as some of the young lasses said, like Clarissa
Harlowe, in the cuts and copperplates of Mrs Rickerton's set of the
book, and an older and more curious set than Mrs Rickerton's was not
in the whole town; indeed, for that matter, I believe it was the
only one among us, and it had edified, as Mr Binder the bookseller
used to say, at least three
successivegenerations of young ladies,
for he had himself given it twice new covers. We had, however, not
then any circulating library. But for all her
antiquity and
lappets, it is not to be
supposed what respect and deference Miss
Jenny and her brother, the laird, received--nor the small praise
that came to my share, for having had the spirit to invite them.
The ball was
spoken of as the genteelest in the memory of man,
although to my certain knowledge, on
account of the volunteers, some
were there that never thought to mess or mell in the same chamber
with Bodletonbrae and his sister, Miss Jenny.
CHAPTER XXXV--TESTS OF SUCCESS
Intending these notations for the
instruction of
posterity, it would
not be
altogether becoming of me to speak of the
domestic effects
which many of the things that I have
herein jotted down had in my
own family. I feel myself, however, constrained in spirit to lift
aside a small bit of the private curtain, just to show how Mrs
Pawkie comported herself in the
progressive vicissitudes of our
prosperity, in the act and doing of which I do not wish to throw any
slight on her
feminine qualities; for, to speak of her as she
deserves at my hand, she has been a most excellent wife, and a
decent woman, and had aye a ruth and ready hand for the needful.
Still, to say the truth, she is not without a few little weaknesses
like her neighbours, and the ill-less
vanity of being thought far
ben with the great is among others of her
harmless frailities.
Soon after the
inspection ball before
spoken of, she said to me that
it would be a great benefit and
advantage to our family if we could
get Bodletonbrae and his sister, and some of the other country
gentry, to dine with us. I was not very clear about how the benefit
was to come to book, for the
outlay I thought as likely o'ergang the
profit; at the same time, not wishing to baulk Mrs Pawkie of a ploy
on which I saw her mind was bent, I gave my consent to her and my
daughters to send out the cards, and make the necessary
preparations. But
herein I should not take credit to myself for
more of the
virtue of
humility than was my due;
therefore I open the
door of my secret heart so far ajee, as to let the reader discern
that I was content to hear our
invitations were all accepted.
Of the specialities and dainties of the
banquet prepared, it is not
fitting that I should treat in any more particular manner, than to
say they were the best that could be had, and that our guests were
all mightily well pleased. Indeed, my wife was out of the body with
exultation when Mrs Auchans of that Ilk begged that she would let
her have a copy of the directions she had followed in making a
flummery, which the whole company declared was most excellent. This
compliment was the more pleasant, as Lady Auchans was well known for
her skill in savoury contrivances, and to have anything new to her
of the sort was a
triumph beyond our most
sanguine expectations. In
a word, from that day we found that we had taken, as it were, a step
above the common in the town. There were, no doubt, some who envied
our good fortune; but, upon the whole, the
community at large were
pleased to see the
consideration in which their chief magistrate was