might be selected, altered. There were none. From
beginning to end
it contained not a single
sentencecapable of being made to sound
pleasant by any
ingenuity whatsoever.
The Rev. Augustus Cracklethorpe climbed slowly up the
pulpit steps
without an idea in his head of what he was going to say. The sunlight
fell upon the upturned faces of a crowd that filled every corner of
the church. So happy, so
buoyant a
congregation the eyes of the Rev.
Augustus Cracklethorpe had never till that day looked down upon. The
feeling came to him that he did not want to leave them. That they did
not wish him to go, could he doubt? Only by
regarding them as a
collection of the most shameless hypocrites ever gathered together
under one roof. The Rev. Augustus Cracklethorpe dismissed the passing
suspicion as a
suggestion of the Evil One, folded the neatly-written
manuscript that lay before him on the desk, and put it aside. He had
no need of a
farewellsermon. The arrangements made could easily be
altered. The Rev. Augustus Cracklethorpe spoke from his
pulpit for
the first time an impromptu.
The Rev. Augustus Cracklethorpe wished to
acknowledge himself in the
wrong. Foolishly founding his judgment upon the evidence of a few
men, whose names there would be no need to mention, members of the
congregation who, he hoped, would one day be sorry for the
misunderstandings they had caused, brethren whom it was his duty to
forgive, he had assumed the
parishioners of St. Jude's,
Wychwood-on-the-Heath, to have taken a personal
dislike to him. He
wished to
publicly apologize for the
injustice he had unwittingly done
to their heads and to their hearts. He now had it from their own lips
that a libel had been put upon them. So far from their wishing his
departure, it was self-evident that his going would
inflict upon them
a great sorrow. With the knowledge he now possessed of the
respect--one might almost say the veneration--with which the majority
of that
congregation regarded him--knowledge, he admitted, acquired
somewhat late--it was clear to him he could still be of help to them
in their
spiritual need. To leave a flock so
devoted would stamp him
as an
unworthyshepherd. The
ceaselessstream of regrets at his
departure that had been poured into his ear during the last four days
he had
decided at the last moment to pay heed to. He would remain
with them--on one condition.
There quivered across the sea of
humanity below him a
movement that
might have suggested to a more observant watcher the convulsive
clutchings of some drowning man at some chance straw. But the Rev.
Augustus Cracklethorpe was thinking of himself.
The
parish was large and he was no longer a young man. Let them
provide him with a
conscientious and
energetic curate. He had such a
one in his mind's eye, a near relation of his own, who, for a small
stipend that was hardly worth mentioning, would, he knew it for a
fact, accept the post. The
pulpit was not the place in which to
discuss these matters, but in the vestry afterwards he would be
pleased to meet such members of the
congregation as might choose to
stay.
The question agitating the majority of the
congregation during the
singing of the hymn was the time it would take them to get outside the
church. There still remained a faint hope that the Rev. Augustus
Cracklethorpe, not obtaining his curate, might consider it due to his
own
dignity to shake from his feet the dust of a
parishgenerous in
sentiment, but obstinately close-fisted when it came to putting its
hands into its pockets.
But for the
parishioners of St. Jude's that Sunday was a day of
misfortune. Before there could be any thought of moving, the Rev.
Augustus raised his surpliced arm and begged leave to
acquaint them
with the
contents of a short note that had just been handed up to him.
It would send them all home, he felt sure, with joy and thankfulness
in their hearts. An example of Christian benevolence was among them
that did honour to the Church.
Here a
retiredwholesale clothier from the East-end of London--a
short, tubby gentleman who had recently taken the Manor House--was
observed to turn scarlet.
A gentleman
hitherto unknown to them had signalled his
advent among
them by an act of munificence that should prove a shining example to
all rich men. Mr. Horatio Copper--the
reverend gentleman found some
difficulty,
apparently, in deciphering the name.
"Cooper-Smith, sir, with an hyphen," came in a thin
whisper, the voice
of the still scarlet-faced clothier.
Mr. Horatio Cooper-Smith, taking--the Rev. Augustus felt confident--a
not
unworthy means of grappling to himself thus early the hearts of
his fellow-townsmen, had expressed his desire to pay for the expense
of a curate entirely out of his own pocket. Under these
circumstances, there would be no further talk of a
farewell between
the Rev. Augustus Cracklethorpe and his
parishioners. It would be the
hope of the Rev. Augustus Cracklethorpe to live and die the
pastor of
St. Jude's.
A more solemn-looking, sober
congregation than the
congregation that
emerged that Sunday morning from St. Jude's in Wychwood-on-the-Heath
had never, perhaps, passed out of a church door.
"He'll have more time upon his hands," said Mr. Biles,
retiredwholesale ironmonger and
junior churchwarden, to Mrs. Biles, turning
the corner of Acacia Avenue--"he'll have more time to make himself a
curse and a stumbling-block."
"And if this 'near relation' of his is anything like him--"
"Which you may depend upon it is the Case, or he'd never have thought
of him," was the opinion of Mr. Biles.
"I shall give that Mrs. Pennycoop," said Mrs. Biles, "a piece of my
mind when I meet her."
But of what use was that?
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