in
connection with Mrs Myers, till at last one night,
at the end of his contract and over a last pipe, he said quietly,
`I'll go up to Tinned Dog next week and try my luck.'
His mates and the
casual Jims and Bills were taken too suddenly to laugh,
and the laugh having been lost, as Bland Holt, the Australian actor
would put it in a
professional sense, the
audience had time to think,
with the result that the joker swung his hand down through an
imaginary table
and exclaimed --
`By God! Jimmy'll do it.' (Applause.)
. . . . .
So one
drowsy afternoon at the time of the year when the
breathless day
runs on past 7 P.M., Mrs Myers sat
sewing in the bar parlour,
when a clean-shaved, clean-shirted, clean-neckerchiefed, clean-moleskinned,
greased-bluchered --
altogether a model or stage swagman came up,
was served in the bar by the half-caste
female cook, and took his way
to the river-bank, where he rigged a small tent and made a model camp.
A couple of hours later he sat on a stool on the verandah,
smoking a clean clay pipe. Just before the
sunset meal Mrs Myers asked,
`Is that trav'ler there yet, Mary?'
`Yes,
missus. Clean pfellar that.'
The
landlady knitted her
forehead over her
sewing, as women do
when
limited for `stuff' or wondering whether a section has been cut wrong --
or perhaps she thought of that other who hadn't been a `clean pfellar'.
She put her work aside, and stood in the
doorway, looking out
across the clearing.
`Good-day, mister,' she said,
seeming to become aware of him
for the first time.
`Good-day,
missus!'
`Hot!'
`Hot!'
Pause.
`Trav'lin'?'
`No, not particular!'
She waited for him to explain. Myers was always explaining
when he wasn't raving. But the swagman smoked on.
`Have a drink?' she suggested, to keep her end up.
`No, thank you,
missus. I had one an hour or so ago. I never take
more than two a-day -- one before breakfast, if I can get it,
and a night-cap.'
What a
contrast to Myers! she thought.
`Come and have some tea; it's ready.'
`Thank you. I don't mind if I do.'
They got on very slowly, but
comfortably. She got little out of him
except the facts that he had a
selection, had finished a contract,
and was `just having a look at the country.' He
politely declined
a `shake-down',
saying he had a comfortable camp, and preferred being out
this weather. She got his name with a `by-the-way', as he rose to leave,
and he went back to camp.
He caught a cod, and they had it for breakfast next morning,
and got along so comfortable over breakfast that he put in the forenoon
pottering about the gates and
stable with a
hammer, a saw, and a box of nails.
And, well -- to make it short -- when the big Tinned Dog shed had cut-out,
and the shearers struck the Half-way House, they were greatly impressed
by a brand-new sign
whereon glistened the words --
HALF-WAY HOUSE HOTEL,
BY
JAMES GRIMSHAW.
Good Stabling.
The last time I saw Mrs Grimshaw she looked about thirty-five.
At Dead Dingo.
It was blazing hot outside and smothering hot inside
the weather-board and iron shanty at Dead Dingo, a place on the Cleared Road,
where there was a pub. and a police-station, and which was sometimes
called `Roasted', and other times `Potted Dingo' -- nicknames suggested
by the
everlastingdrought and the
vicinity of the one-pub. township
of Tinned Dog.
From the front verandah the scene was straight-cleared road,
running right and left to Out-Back, and to Bourke (and ankle-deep
in the red sand dust for perhaps a hundred miles); the rest
blue-grey bush, dust, and the heat-wave blazing across every object.
There were only four in the bar-room, though it was New Year's Day.
There weren't many more in the county. The girl sat behind the bar
-- the coolest place in the shanty --
reading `Deadwood Dick'.
On a worn and torn and battered horse-hair sofa, which had seen
cooler places and better days, lay an awful and
healthy example,
a bearded swagman, with his arms twisted over his head and his face
to the wall,
sleeping off the death of the dead drunk. Bill and Jim
-- shearer and rouseabout -- sat at a table playing cards.
It was about three o'clock in the afternoon, and they had been gambling
since nine -- and the greater part of the night before -- so they were,
probably, in a worse condition morally (and perhaps physically)
than the
drunken swagman on the sofa.
Close under the bar, in a dangerous place for his legs and tail,
lay a sheep-dog with a chain attached to his
collar and wound round his neck.
Presently a thump on the table, and Bill,
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gambler, rose with an oath
that would have been
savage if it hadn't been drawled.
`Stumped?' inquired Jim.
`Not a blanky, lurid deener!' drawled Bill.
Jim drew his
reluctant hands from the cards, his eyes went
slowly and
hopelessly round the room and out the door.
There was something in the eyes of both, except when on the card-table,
of the look of a man waking in a strange place.
`Got anything?' asked Jim, fingering the cards again.
Bill sucked in his cheeks, collecting the saliva with difficulty,
and spat out on to the verandah floor.
`That's all I got,' he drawled. `It's gone now.'
Jim leaned back in his chair, twisted, yawned, and caught sight of the dog.
`That there dog yours?' he asked, brightening.
They had
evidently been strangers the day before, or as strange to each other
as Bushmen can be.
Bill scratched behind his ear, and blinked at the dog.
The dog woke suddenly to a flea fact.
`Yes,' drawled Bill, `he's mine.'
`Well, I'm going Out-Back, and I want a dog,' said Jim,
gathering the cards
briskly. `Half a quid agin the dog?'
`Half a quid be ----!' drawled Bill. `Call it a quid?'
`Half a blanky quid!'
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desperately, and he stooped over his swag.
But Jim's hands were itching in a
ghastly way over the cards.
`Alright. Call it a ---- quid.'
The
drunkard on the sofa stirred, showed signs of waking, but died again.
Remember this, it might come in useful.
Bill sat down to the table once more.
Jim rose first,
winner of the dog. He stretched, yawned `Ah, well!'
and shouted drinks. Then he shouldered his swag, stirred the dog up
with his foot, unwound the chain, said `Ah, well -- so long!'
and drifted out and along the road toward Out-Back, the dog following
with head and tail down.
Bill scored another drink on
account of girl-pity for bad luck,
shouldered his swag, said, `So long, Mary!' and drifted out and along the road
towards Tinned Dog, on the Bourke side.
. . . . .
A long,
drowsy, half hour passed -- the sort of half hour
that is as long as an hour in the places where days are as long as years,
and years hold about as much as days do in other places.
The man on the sofa woke with a start, and looked scared and wild
for a moment; then he brought his dusty broken boots to the floor,
rested his elbows on his knees, took his
unfortunate head between his hands,
and came back to life gradually.
He lifted his head, looked at the girl across the top of the bar,
and formed with his lips, rather than spoke, the words --
`Put up a drink?'*
--
* `Put up a drink' -- i.e., `Give me a drink on credit', or `Chalk it up'.
--
She shook her head
tightly and went on
reading.
He staggered up, and, leaning on the bar, made
desperatedistress signals
with hand, eyes, and mouth.
`No!' she snapped. `I means no when I says no! You've had too many
last drinks already, and the boss says you ain't to have another.
If you swear again, or
bother me, I'll call him.'
He hung
sullenly on the
counter for a while, then lurched to his swag,
and shouldered it
hopelessly and
wearily. Then he blinked round,
whistled, waited a moment, went on to the front verandah, peered round,
through the heat, with bloodshot eyes, and whistled again.
He turned and started through to the back-door.
`What the devil do you want now?' demanded the girl,
interrupted in her
reading for the third time by him.
`Stampin' all over the house. You can't go through there!
It's privit! I do wish to
goodness you'd git!'
`Where the blazes is that there dog o' mine got to?' he muttered.
`Did you see a dog?'
`No! What do I want with your dog?'
He whistled out in front again, and round each corner. Then he came back
with a
decided step and tone.
`Look here! that there dog was lyin' there agin the wall when I went to sleep.
He wouldn't stir from me, or my swag, in a year, if he wasn't dragged.
He's been blanky well touched [stolen], and I wouldn'ter lost him for a fiver.
Are you sure you ain't seen a dog?' then suddenly, as the thought struck him:
`Where's them two chaps that was playin' cards when I wenter sleep?'
`Why!' exclaimed the girl, without thinking, `there was a dog,
now I come to think of it, but I thought it belonged to one of them chaps.
Anyway, they played for it, and the other chap won it and took it away.'
He stared at her blankly, with
thundergathering in the blankness.
`What sort of a dog was it?'
Dog described; the chain round the neck settled it.
He scowled at her darkly.
`Now, look here,' he said; `you've allowed gamblin' in this bar --
your boss has. You've got no right to let spielers
gamble away a man's dog.
Is a
customer to lose his dog every time he has a doze to suit your boss?
I'll go straight across to the police camp and put you away,
and I don't care if you lose your
licence. I ain't goin' to lose my dog.
I wouldn'ter taken a ten-pound note for that blanky dog! I ----'
She was filling a pewter hastily.
`Here! for God's sake have a drink an' stop yer row.'
He drank with
satisfaction. Then he hung on the bar with one elbow
and scowled out the door.
`Which blanky way did them chaps go?' he growled.
`The one that took the dog went towards Tinned Dog.'
`And I'll haveter go all the blanky way back after him, and most likely
lose me shed! Here!' jerking the empty pewter across the bar,
`fill that up again; I'm narked
properly, I am, and I'll take
twenty-four blanky hours to cool down now. I wouldn'ter lost that dog
for twenty quid.'
He drank again with deeper
satisfaction, then he shuffled out,
muttering, swearing, and threatening louder every step, and took the track
to Tinned Dog.
--------------------
Now the man, girl, or woman, who told me this yarn has never quite settled it
in his or her mind as to who really owned the dog. I leave it to you.
Telling Mrs Baker.
Most Bushmen who hadn't `known Bob Baker to speak to',
had `heard tell of him'. He'd been a squatter, not many years before,
on the Macquarie river in New South Wales, and had made money
in the good seasons, and had gone in for horse-racing and racehorse-breeding,
and long trips to Sydney, where he put up at swell hotels and went the pace.
So after a pretty
severedrought, when the sheep died by thousands
on his runs, Bob Baker went under, and the bank took over his station
and put a
manager in charge.
He'd been a jolly, open-handed, popular man, which means that
he'd been a
selfish man as far as his wife and children were
concerned,