Hippo Sandwich

　　If you're feeling rather hungry

　　and you really need to eat,

　　you should try a hippo sandwich;

　　it's a satisfying treat.

　　To prepare a hippo sandwich

　　with a minimum of fuss

　　get a loaf of bread, a pickle

　　and a hippopotamus.

　　If you do not like the flavor,

　　don't be worried, don't be flustered,

　　just add hippopotamayonnaise

　　and hippopotamustard.

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