The Drinking Fountain

　　The drinking fountain squirted me.

　　It shot right up my nose.

　　It felt as if I'd stuck my nostril

　　on the garden hose.

　　It squirted water in my eye

　　and also in my ear.

　　I'm having trouble seeing

　　and it's really hard to hear.

　　The water squirted east and west.

　　It squirted north and south.

　　Upon my shirt, my pants, my hair,

　　but nothing in my mouth.

　　I'm sure that soon they'll fix it

　　but, until then, let me think...

　　just whom can I convince that they

　　should come and have a drink?