Im a Wizard, Im a Warlock

　　I'm a wizard, I'm a warlock,

　　I'm a wonder of the age.

　　I'm a sorcerer, magician,

　　prestidigitator, mage.

　　I can change into a chicken,

　　or perhaps a purple pig.

　　I can wave my wand and, presto,

　　I'm a waffle with a wig.

　　With the power in my pinky

　　I can burst like a balloon

　　or transform into a tiger

　　with the head of a baboon.

　　If I wiggle on my earlobe

　　or I knock upon my knee

　　I become a dancing doughnut

　　or a turtle in a tree.

　　Just a simple incantation

　　and I deftly disappear,

　　which I never should have done

　　because I've been this way all year.

　　And despite my mighty magic

　　I'm impossible to see,

　　for I never learned the spells I need

　　to turn back into me.

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