Calculator, Calculator

　　Calculator, calculator,

　　help me with my math.

　　Help me do my homework

　　or I'll feel the teacher's wrath.

　　Calculator, calculator,

　　add these numbers quick.

　　Truly you're a wizard

　　with this tough arithmetic.

　　Calculator, calculator,

　　multiply, divide.

　　Decimals, percentages;

　　you solve them all with pride.

　　Calculator, calculator,

　　don't be such a jerk.

　　Thank you for the answers

　　but you have to show your work.