I Often Contradict Myself

　　I often contradict myself.

　　Oh no, I never do.

　　I argue with me day and night.

　　That simply isnt true.

　　Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.

　　I do this all day long.

　　Oh no I don't. Oh yes I do.

　　That's right. No way! It's wrong.

　　I'm really quite agreeable.

　　I argue night and day.

　　I love to be around myself.

　　I wish I'd go away.

　　So if you see me arguing,

　　it's certain that you won't.

　　I like to contradict myself.

　　I promise you I don't.