Pet Shopping

　　While shopping at the pet store

　　I got my fondest wish.

　　I bought myself a fish bowl

　　and then a pair of fish.

　　And since I was already

　　out shopping at the store

　　I thought I ought to purchase

　　another smidgen more.

　　And so I got a rabbit,

　　a hamster and a frog,

　　a gerbil and a turtle,

　　a parrot and a dog.

　　I purchased an iguana,

　　a tortoise and a rat,

　　an eight-foot anaconda,

　　a monkey and a cat.

　　A guinea pig, a gecko,

　　a ferret and a mouse,

　　and had them all delivered,

　　directly to my house.

　　My sister went berzerko!

　　She's now installing locks,

　　because I said her bedroom

　　would be their litter box!

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