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A Speeding Motorist



　　A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.



　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver.



　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"



　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.



Notes:



　　(1) patrol n.巡逻



　　(2) blinking adj.闪烁的



　　(3) siren n.警笛



　　(4) pull over（将车、船等）开向一边让其他车、船超越



　　(5) run off with（sb.）与...私奔



Exercises:



根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：



　　① The motorist speeded on the highway.



　　② The motorist didn't know what blinking lights and siren meant.



　　③ The driver didn't pull over.



　　④ The motorist's wife ran off with the policeman last month.



　　⑤ The motorist didn't expect his wife to come back to him.



超速的司机



　　一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。"难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？"他责问道。



　　"知道，长官，"司机回答说。



　　"那你为什么不立即靠边停车？"



　　"我本来想这样做的，长官。"那男子回答说，"但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。"

最后由 最懒的珊 于 2006-09-18 08:37 编辑


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