Vice-president



　　A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, "Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice-president in charge of prunes."Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge of prunes. "Which kind?" was the reply. "Fresh or dried?"



副总裁



　　刚被提升为副总裁的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂，妻子终于反驳道："副总裁一毛钱买一打。你看超级市场里甚至有一名负责李子的副总裁呢。"

　　恼怒的丈夫立即给超级市场打电话，准备驳斥妻子。他要求与负责李子的副总裁通话。

　　"管哪方面的？"对方答道。"鲜货还是干货？"


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