Stockbroker



An 84-year-old retired stockbroker was admitted to our hospital's intensive-care unit,suffering from a peptic ulcer and shock from internal hemorrhage. As intravenous lines were started and fluid infused, his vital signs improved rapidly.

The nurses dramatically announced the blood-pressure readings, starting at the shock level

of 60 and increasing to '70...80...90'

There was no doubt about the patient's successful recovery when in the midst of their intonations, he suddenly yelled, When it gets to 110---SELL.'



证券经济人



我们医院的特护部收治了一位84岁的退休证券经纪人，他患有消化系统溃疡，引发内出血而休克。 随着静脉注射管的架起，药液的注入，它很快现实复苏的迹象。

护士们戏剧性的宣读他的血压读数。从休可时的60，增加到"70...80...90...。"

毫无疑问，病人已成功的抢救过来了，就在这时，在护士们的吟诵中，他突然叫道，"等到110时，抛出。"

最后由 疏影林 于 2007-03-12 08:46 编辑


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