Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.

"Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.

"* fed, of course!" replied the woman.

"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.

"What? ...But why?"

"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."

The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.

The doctor carefully examined the woman's *s, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly.

When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"

The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"



一位妇人抱着BABY到一间妇产科。

医生问妇人说：BABY是吃母乳还是牛奶啊？

妇人：吃母乳！

医生：那请你把衣服脱下来。

妇人：啊！？为什么？

医生：请你不用紧张，这里是妇产科，绝不会对你有任何侵犯的。

妇人半信半疑的脱去了上衣。

医生用他的手在妇人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。

对这妇人说：难怪BABY会营养不良，你根本就没有母乳嘛！

妇人：废话！我当然没有母乳；我是BABY的小姨！


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