A: She was blonde and beautiful and I did every thing for her. I even had my hair cut for her...

B: What happened?

A: She ran away with the barber.

B: Figures...

B: Every man has a woman somewhere in his past...a woman he can't forget...

Hagar: Sigh!...

B: You too, Hagar?

Hagar: Of course. She had red hair and green eyes and I've never forgotten her and I've never forgiven her.

A: What did she do?

Hagar: She introduced me to my wife.



A: 她是个金发美人,我什么都为她而做,连头发也是为她而剪...

B: 结果怎么样?

A: 她跟了理发师跑了.

B: 可想而知...

B: 每个男人都曾经有个女人...他永远不能忘怀的一个女人...

海加: 唉!...

B: 你也有吗,海加?

海加: 当然罗!她有红头发,绿眼睛,我永远不会忘记她,也永远不会原谅她.

A: 她做了什么呀?

海加: 她把我太太介绍给我.
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