酷兔英语

>Dear Wang little sister:

>亲爱的王小姐:

>From see you one eye, i shit love you.

>自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上了你。

>Your eyes close, I die;Your eyes open, i come to live.

>Your eyes close and open again and again, i die again and again.

>你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛打开,我又活过来,

>你的眼睛眨啊眨,我就死去活来。

>Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.

>When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

>也许你记不得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我,你就会一见钟情。

>I call Li big great, Toyear 25

>我叫李大伟,今年25。(今天是today,所以今年就是toyear吧)

>My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.

>我家里有四口人-爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

>I am a good man, in a big company work.

>我是个好男人,在一家大公司上班。

>I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

>我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

>Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,

>and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.

>请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。(可能不知怎样翻译"嫁"吧

?)

>Like Your people

>喜欢你的人
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