A Duck in a Convenience Store

One duck walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said no, and the duck left.

The next day, the duck returned and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again said no, and the duck left.

The day after that, the duck walked in the store again and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screamed at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you every time that we don't have any grapes , I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor! "

The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"

The clerk replied, "No."

The duck said, "Good! Got any greapees?"

逛便利店的鸭子

一只鸭子走进一家便利店，问店员说："有葡萄卖吗？"店员说没有，鸭子就走了。

第二天，鸭子又来了，问："有葡萄卖吗？"店员又说没有，鸭子就走了。

第三天，鸭子又走进这家店，问："有葡萄卖吗？"店员对鸭子喊道："你前两天就来这里问我有没有葡萄卖。我每次都告诉你没有！我发誓，如果你再敢来问有没有葡萄，我就用钉子把你那双脚蹼钉在地板上！"

鸭子走了，第四天又回来了。这次问道："有钉子吗？"

店员回答道："没有。"

鸭子说："太好了！有葡萄卖吗？"
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