I just had to write a poem when the kids from Wapello wrote me because Wapello was such a wonderful name for a town.
When I went to Wapello
They whapped me all with jello,
Yucky yellow jello!
From
The Wapello jello fellow.
SO
Don鈥檛 go to Wapello.
Buy your yellow jello
And eat it home alone.