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From Harrison's down to the Park!

There was a row in Silver Street -- the regiments was out,
They called us "Delhi Rebels", an' we answered "Threes about!"

That drew them like a hornet's nest -- we met them good an' large,
The English at the double an' the Irish at the charge.

Then it was: -- "Belts . . .
There was a row in Silver Street -- an' I was in it too;

We passed the time o' day, an' then the belts went whirraru!
I misremember what occurred, but subsequint the storm

A ~Freeman's Journal Supplemint~ was all my uniform.
O it was: -- "Belts . . .

There was a row in Silver Street -- they sent the Polis there,
The English were too drunk to know, the Irish didn't care;

But when they grew impertinint we simultaneous rose,
Till half o' them was Liffey mud an' half was tatthered clo'es.

For it was: -- "Belts . . .
There was a row in Silver Street -- it might ha' raged till now,

But some one drew his side-arm clear, an' nobody knew how;
'Twas Hogan took the point an' dropped; we saw the red blood run:

An' so we all was murderers that started out in fun.
While it was: -- "Belts . . .

There was a row in Silver Street -- but that put down the shine,
Wid each man whisperin' to his next: "'Twas never work o' mine!"

We went away like beaten dogs, an' down the street we bore him,
The poor dumb corpse that couldn't tell the bhoys were sorry for him.

When it was: -- "Belts . . .
There was a row in Silver Street -- it isn't over yet,

For half of us are under guard wid punishments to get;
'Tis all a merricle to me as in the Clink I lie:

There was a row in Silver Street -- begod, I wonder why!
But it was: -- "Belts, belts, belts, an' that's one for you!"

An' it was "Belts, belts, belts, an' that's done for you!"
O buckle an' tongue

Was the song that we sung
From Harrison's down to the Park!

THE YOUNG BRITISH SOLDIER
When the 'arf-made recruity goes out to the East

'E acts like a babe an' 'e drinks like a beast,
An' 'e wonders because 'e is frequent deceased

Ere 'e's fit for to serve as a soldier.
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,

Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,

So-oldier ~OF~ the Queen!
Now all you recruities what's drafted to-day,

You shut up your rag-box an' 'ark to my lay,
An' I'll sing you a soldier as far as I may:

A soldier what's fit for a soldier.
Fit, fit, fit for a soldier . . .

First mind you steer clear o' the grog-sellers' huts,
For they sell you Fixed Bay'nets that rots out your guts --

Ay, drink that 'ud eat the live steel from your butts --
An' it's bad for the young British soldier.

Bad, bad, bad for the soldier . . .
When the cholera comes -- as it will past a doubt --

Keep out of the wet and don't go on the shout,
For the sickness gets in as the liquor dies out,

An' it crumples the young British soldier.
Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier . . .

But the worst o' your foes is the sun over'ead:
You ~must~ wear your 'elmet for all that is said:

If 'e finds you uncovered 'e'll knock you down dead,
An' you'll die like a fool of a soldier.

Fool, fool, fool of a soldier . . .
If you're cast for fatigue by a sergeant unkind,

Don't grouse like a woman nor crack on nor blind;
Be handy and civil, and then you will find

That it's beer for the young British soldier.
Beer, beer, beer for the soldier . . .

Now, if you must marry, take care she is old --
A troop-sergeant's widow's the nicest I'm told,

For beauty won't help if your rations is cold,
Nor love ain't enough for a soldier.

'Nough, 'nough, 'nough for a soldier . . .
If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath

To shoot when you catch 'em -- you'll swing, on my oath! --
Make 'im take 'er and keep 'er: that's Hell for them both,

An' you're shut o' the curse of a soldier.
Curse, curse, curse of a soldier . . .

When first under fire an' you're wishful to duck,
Don't look nor take 'eed at the man that is struck,

Be thankful you're livin', and trust to your luck
And march to your front like a soldier.

Front, front, front like a soldier . . .
When 'arf of your bullets fly wide in the ditch,

Don't call your Martini a cross-eyed old bitch;
She's human as you are -- you treat her as sich,

An' she'll fight for the young British soldier.
Fight, fight, fight for the soldier . . .

When shakin' their bustles like ladies so fine,
The guns o' the enemy wheel into line,

Shoot low at the limbers an' don't mind the shine,
For noise never startles the soldier.

Start-, start-, startles the soldier . . .
If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,

Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,

And wait for supports like a soldier.
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier . . .

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,

Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.

Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,

Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier ~of~ the Queen!

MANDALAY
By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastward to the sea,

There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me;
For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say:

"Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay!"
Come you back to Mandalay,

Where the old Flotilla lay:
Can't you 'ear their paddles chunkin' from Rangoon to Mandalay?

On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,

An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
'Er petticoat was yaller an' 'er little cap was green,

An' 'er name was Supi-yaw-lat -- jes' the same as Theebaw's Queen,
An' I seed her first a-smokin' of a whackin' white cheroot,

An' a-wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot:
Bloomin' idol made o'mud --

Wot they called the Great Gawd Budd --
Plucky lot she cared for idols when I kissed 'er where she stud!

On the road to Mandalay . . .
When the mist was on the rice-fields an' the sun was droppin' slow,

She'd git 'er little banjo an' she'd sing "~Kulla-lo-lo!~"
With 'er arm upon my shoulder an' 'er cheek agin' my cheek

We useter watch the steamers an' the ~hathis~ pilin' teak.
Elephints a-pilin' teak

In the sludgy, squdgy creek,
Where the silence 'ung that 'eavy you was 'arf afraid to speak!

On the road to Mandalay . . .
But that's all shove be'ind me -- long ago an' fur away,

An' there ain't no 'busses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay;
An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells:

"If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else."
No! you won't 'eed nothin' else

But them spicy garlic smells,
An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells;

On the road to Mandalay . . .
I am sick o' wastin' leather on these gritty pavin'-stones,

An' the blasted Henglish drizzle wakes the fever in my bones;
Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand,

An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?
Beefy face an' grubby 'and --

Law! wot do they understand?
I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!

On the road to Mandalay . . .
Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,

Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst;
For the temple-bells are callin', an' it's there that I would be --

By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking lazy at the sea;
On the road to Mandalay,

Where the old Flotilla lay,
With our sick beneath the awnings when we went to Mandalay!

On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,

An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
TROOPIN'

(Our Army in the East)
Troopin', troopin', troopin' to the sea:

'Ere's September come again -- the six-year men are free.
O leave the dead be'ind us, for they cannot come away

To where the ship's a-coalin' up that takes us 'ome to-day.
We're goin' 'ome, we're goin' 'ome,

Our ship is at the shore,
An' you must pack your 'aversack,

For we won't come back no more.
Ho, don't you grieve for me,

My lovely Mary-Ann,
For I'll marry you yit on a fourp'ny bit

As a time-expired man.
The ~Malabar~'s in 'arbour with the ~Jumner~ at 'er tail,

An' the time-expired's waitin' of 'is orders for to sail.
Ho! the weary waitin' when on Khyber 'ills we lay,

But the time-expired's waitin' of 'is orders 'ome to-day.
They'll turn us out at Portsmouth wharf in cold an' wet an' rain,

All wearin' Injian cotton kit, but we will not complain;
They'll kill us of pneumonia -- for that's their little way --

But damn the chills and fever, men, we're goin' 'ome to-day!
Troopin', troopin', winter's round again!

See the new draf's pourin' in for the old campaign;
Ho, you poor recruities, but you've got to earn your pay --

What's the last from Lunnon, lads? We're goin' there to-day.
Troopin', troopin', give another cheer --

'Ere's to English women an' a quart of English beer.
The Colonel an' the regiment an' all who've got to stay,

Gawd's mercy strike 'em gentle -- Whoop! we're goin' 'ome to-day.
We're goin' 'ome, we're goin' 'ome,

Our ship is at the shore,
An' you must pack your 'aversack,

For we won't come back no more.
Ho, don't you grieve for me,

My lovely Mary-Ann,
For I'll marry you yit on a fourp'ny bit

As a time-expired man.
THE WIDOW'S PARTY

"Where have you been this while away,
Johnnie, Johnnie?"



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