at dinner a prodigiously long while; and it would really have
made you
ashamed to see how they swilled down the
liquor and
gobbled up the food. They sat on golden thrones, to be sure;
but they behaved like pigs in a sty; and, if they had had their
wits about them, they might have guessed that this was the
opinion of their beautiful
hostess and her maidens. It brings a
blush into my face to
reckon up, in my own mind, what mountains
of meat and
pudding, and what gallons of wine, these two and
twenty guzzlers and gormandizers ate and drank. They forgot all
about their homes, and their wives and children, and all about
Ulysses, and everything else, except this
banquet, at which
they wanted to keep feasting forever. But at length they began
to give over, from mere incapacity to hold any more.
"That last bit of fat is too much for me," said one.
"And I have not room for another morsel," said his next
neighbor, heaving a sigh. "What a pity! My
appetite is as sharp
as ever."
In short, they all left off eating, and leaned back on their
thrones, with such a
stupid and
helplessaspect as made them
ridiculous to behold. When their
hostess saw this, she laughed
aloud; so did her four damsels; so did the two and twenty
serving men that bore the dishes, and their two and twenty
fellows that poured out the wine. And the louder they all
laughed, the more
stupid and
helpless did the two and twenty
gormandizers look. Then the beautiful woman took her stand in
the middle of the
saloon, and stretching out a
slender rod (it
had been all the while in her hand, although they never noticed
it till this moment), she turned it from one guest to another,
until each had felt it
pointed at himself. Beautiful as her
face was, and though there was a smile on it, it looked just as
wicked and
mischievous as the ugliest
serpent that ever was
seen; and fat-witted as the voyagers had made themselves, they
began to
suspect that they had fallen into the power of an
evil-minded enchantress.
"Wretches," cried she, "you have abused a lady's hospitality;
and in this
princelysaloon your
behavior has been suited to a
hog-pen. You are already swine in everything but the human
form, which you
disgrace, and which I myself should be
ashamedto keep a moment longer, were you to share it with me. But it
will require only the slightest exercise of magic to make the
exterior
conform to the hoggish
disposition. Assume your proper
shapes, gormandizers, and begone to the sty!"
Uttering these last words, she waved her wand; and stamping her
foot imperiously, each of the guests was struck
aghast at
beholding, instead of his comrades in human shape, one and
twenty hogs sitting on the same number of golden thrones. Each
man (as he still
supposed himself to be) essayed to give a cry
of surprise, but found that he could merely grunt, and that, in
a word, he was just such another beast as his companions. It
looked so intolerably
absurd to see hogs on cushioned thrones,
that they made haste to
wallow down upon all fours, like other
swine. They tried to groan and beg for mercy, but forthwith
emitted the most awful grunting and squealing that ever came
out of swinish throats. They would have wrung their hands in
despair, but, attempting to do so, grew all the more desperate
for
seeing themselves squatted on their hams, and pawing the
air with their fore trotters. Dear me! what pendulous ears they
had! what little red eyes, half buried in fat! and what long
snouts, instead of Grecian noses!
But brutes as they certainly were, they yet had enough of human
nature in them to be shocked at their own hideousness; and
still intending to groan, they uttered a viler grunt and squeal
than before. So harsh and ear-piercing it was, that you would
have fancied a
butcher was sticking his knife into each of
their throats, or, at the very least, that somebody was pulling
every hog by his funny little twist of a tail.
"Begone to your sty!" cried the enchantress, giving them some
smart strokes with her wand; and then she turned to the serving
men--"Drive out these swine, and throw down some acorns for
them to eat."
The door of the
saloon being flung open, the drove of hogs ran
in all directions save the right one, in
accordance with their
hoggish perversity, but were finally
driven into the back yard
of the palace. It was a sight to bring tears into one's eyes
(and I hope none of you will be cruel enough to laugh at it),
to see the poor creatures go snuffing along, picking up here a
cabbage leaf and there a
turnip top, and rooting their noses in
the earth for
whatever they could find. In their sty, moreover,
they behaved more piggishly than the pigs that had been born
so; for they bit and snorted at one another, put their feet in
the
trough, and gobbled up their victuals in a ridiculous
hurry; and, when there was nothing more to be had, they made a
great pile of themselves among some
unclean straw, and fell
fast asleep. If they had any human reason left, it was just
enough to keep them wondering when they should be slaughtered,
and what quality of bacon they should make.
Meantime, as I told you before, Eurylochus had waited, and
waited, and waited, in the entrance hall of the palace, without
being able to
comprehend what had
befallen his friends. At
last, when the swinish
uproar resounded through the palace, and
when he saw the image of a hog in the
marble basin, he thought
it best to
hasten back to the
vessel, and inform the wise
Ulysses of these
marvelous occurrences. So he ran as fast as he
could down the steps, and never stopped to draw
breath till he
reached the shore.
"Why do you come alone?" asked King Ulysses, as soon as he saw
him. "Where are your two and twenty comrades?"
At these questions, Eurylochus burst into tears.
"Alas!" he cried, "I greatly fear that we shall never see one
of their faces again."
Then he told Ulysses all that had happened, as far as he knew
it, and added that he
suspected the beautiful woman to be a
vile enchantress, and the
marble palace,
magnificent as it
looked, to be only a
dismalcavern in
reality. As for his
companions, he could not imagine what had become of them,
unless they had been given to the swine to be devoured alive.
At this
intelligence, all the voyagers were greatly affrighted.
But Ulysses lost no time in girding on his sword, and hanging
his bow and
quiver over his shoulders, and.
taking a spear in
his right hand. When his followers saw their wise leader making
these preparations, they inquired whither he was going, and
earnestly
besought him not to leave them.
"You are our king," cried they; "and what is more, you are the
wisest man in the whole world, and nothing but your
wisdom and
courage can get us out of this danger. If you desert us, and go
to the enchanted palace, you will suffer the same fate as our
poor companions, and not a soul of us will ever see our dear
Ithaca again."
"As I am your king," answered Ulysses, "and wiser than any of
you, it is
therefore the more my duty to see what has
befallenour comrades, and whether anything can yet be done to rescue
them. Wait for me here until tomorrow. If I do not then return,
you must hoist sail, and endeavor to find your way to our
native land. For my part, I am answerable for the fate of these
poor mariners, who have stood by my side in battle, and been so
often drenched to the skin, along with me, by the same