their figures are
perfectlyelegant; and as to their faces, their
Eyes are beautifull."
"I never can think such
tremendous, knock-me-down figures in the
least degree
elegant, and as for their eyes, they are so tall
that I never could
strain my neck enough to look at them."
"Nay, (replied he) I know not whether you may not be in the right
in not attempting it, for perhaps they might
dazzle you with
their Lustre."
"Oh! Certainly. (said I, with the greatest complacency, for I
assure you my dearest Charlotte I was not in the least offended
tho' by what followed, one would suppose that William was
conscious of having given me just cause to be so, for coming up
to me and
taking my hand, he said) "You must not look so grave
Susan; you will make me fear I have offended you!"
"Offended me! Dear Brother, how came such a thought in your
head! (returned I) No really! I assure you that I am not in the
least surprised at your being so warm an
advocate for the Beauty
of these girls "--
"Well, but (interrupted William) remember that we have not yet
concluded our
disputeconcerning them. What fault do you find
with their complexion?"
"They are so
horridly pale."
"They have always a little colour, and after any exercise it is
considerably heightened."
"Yes, but if there should ever happen to be any rain in this part
of the world, they will never be able raise more than their
common stock--except indeed they amuse themselves with
running up
and Down these
horrid old galleries and Antichambers."
"Well, (replied my Brother in a tone of
vexation, and glancing an
impertinent look at me) if they HAVE but little colour, at least,
it is all their own."
This was too much my dear Charlotte, for I am certain that he had
the impudence by that look, of pretending to
suspect the reality
of mine. But you I am sure will vindicate my
characterwheneveryou may hear it so
cruelly aspersed, for you can
witness how
often I have protested against wearing Rouge, and how much I
always told you I disliked it. And I assure you that my opinions
are still the same.--. Well, not
bearing to be so
suspected by
my Brother, I left the room immediately, and have been ever since
in my own Dressing-room
writing to you. What a long letter have
I made of it! But you must not expect to receive such from me
when I get to Town; for it is only at Lesley castle, that one has
time to write even to a Charlotte Lutterell.--. I was so much
vexed by William's glance, that I could not
summon Patience
enough, to stay and give him that advice
respecting his
attachment to Matilda which had first induced me from pure Love
to him to begin the conversation; and I am now so thoroughly
convinced by it, of his
violentpassion for her, that I am
certain he would never hear reason on the subject, and I shall
there fore give myself no more trouble either about him or his
favourite. Adeiu my dear girl--
Yrs
affectionately
Susan L.
LETTER the SEVENTH
From Miss C. LUTTERELL to Miss M. LESLEY
Bristol the 27th of March
I have received Letters from you and your Mother-in-law within
this week which have greatly
entertained me, as I find by them
that you are both
downrightjealous of each others Beauty. It is
very odd that two pretty Women tho'
actually Mother and Daughter
cannot be in the same House without falling out about their
faces. Do be convinced that you are both
perfectly handsome and
say no more of the Matter. I suppose this letter must be
directed to Portman Square where probably (great as is your
affection for Lesley Castle) you will not be sorry to find
yourself. In spite of all that people may say about Green fields
and the Country I was always of opinion that London and its
amusements must be very agreable for a while, and should be very
happy could my Mother's
income allow her to jockey us into its
Public-places, during Winter. I always longed particularly to go
to Vaux-hall, to see whether the cold Beef there is cut so thin
as it is reported, for I have a sly
suspicion that few people
understand the art of cutting a slice of cold Beef so well as I
do: nay it would be hard if I did not know something of the
Matter, for it was a part of my Education that I took by far the
most pains with. Mama always found me HER best
scholar, tho'
when Papa was alive Eloisa was HIS. Never to be sure were there
two more different Dispositions in the World. We both loved
Reading. SHE preferred Histories, and I Receipts. She loved
drawing, Pictures, and I
drawing Pullets. No one could sing a
better song than she, and no one make a better Pye than I.-- And
so it has always continued since we have been no longer children.
The only difference is that all
disputes on the superior
excellence of our Employments THEN so
frequent are now no more.
We have for many years entered into an
agreement always to admire
each other's works; I never fail listening to HER Music, and she
is as
constant in eating my pies. Such at least was the case
till Henry Hervey made his appearance in Sussex. Before the
arrival of his Aunt in our neighbourhood where she established
herself you know about a twelvemonth ago, his visits to her had
been at stated times, and of equal and settled Duration; but on
her
removal to the Hall which is within a walk from our House,
they became both more
frequent and longer. This as you may
suppose could not be
pleasing to Mrs Diana who is a professed
enemy to everything which is not directed by Decorum and
Formality, or which bears the least
resemblance to Ease and Good-
breeding. Nay so great was her aversion to her Nephews behaviour
that I have often heard her give such hints of it before his face
that had not Henry at such times been engaged in conversation
with Eloisa, they must have caught his Attention and have very
much distressed him. The
alteration in my Sisters behaviour
which I have before hinted at, now took place. The Agreement we
had entered into of admiring each others productions she no
longer seemed to regard, and tho' I
constantly applauded even
every Country-dance, she played, yet not even a pidgeon-pye of my
making could
obtain from her a single word of approbation. This
was certainly enough to put any one in a Passion; however, I was
as cool as a cream-cheese and having formed my plan and concerted
a
scheme of Revenge, I was determined to let her have her own way
and not even to make her a single
reproach. My
scheme was to
treat her as she treated me, and tho' she might even draw my own
Picture or play Malbrook (which is the only tune I ever really
liked) not to say so much as "Thank you Eloisa;" tho' I had for
many years
constantly hollowed
whenever she played, BRAVO,
BRAVISSIMO, ENCORE, DA CAPO, ALLEGRETTO, CON EXPRESSIONE, and
POCO PRESTO with many other such outlandish words, all of them as
Eloisa told me
expressive of my Admiration; and so indeed I
suppose they are, as I see some of them in every Page of every
Music book, being the sentiments I imagine of the composer.
I executed my Plan with great Punctuality. I can not say
success, for alas! my silence while she played seemed not in the
least to
displease her; on the
contrary she
actually said to me
one day " Well Charlotte, I am very glad to find that you have at
last left off that
ridiculous custom of applauding my Execution
on the Harpsichord till you made my head ake, and yourself
hoarse. I feel very much
obliged to you for keeping your
admiration to yourself." I never shall forget the very witty
answer I made to this speech. "Eloisa (said I) I beg you would
be quite at your Ease with respect to all such fears in future,