or not I should have pulled through had you not happened along.
But that is not the point. Personally,
purely selfishly
personally, I should be sorry to see you go. But I am not
considering myself. I am
considering you. It--it is hardly the
proper thing, you know. If I were married--if there were some
woman of your own race here--but as it is--"
She threw up her hands in mock despair.
"I cannot follow you," she said. "In one
breath you tell me I must
go, and in the next
breath you tell me there is no place to go and
that you will not permit me to go. What is a poor girl to do?"
"That's the trouble," he said
helplessly.
"And the situation annoys you."
"Only for your sake."
"Then let me save your feelings by telling you that it does not
annoy me at all--except for the row you are making about it. I
never allow what can't be changed to annoy me. There is no use in
fighting the
inevitable. Here is the situation. You are here. I
am here. I can't go
elsewhere, by your own
account. You certainly
can't go
elsewhere and leave me here alone with a whole plantation
and two hundred woolly cannibals on my hands. Therefore you stay,
and I stay. It is very simple. Also, it is adventure. And
furthermore, you needn't worry for yourself. I am not
matrimonially inclined. I came to the Solomons for a plantation,
not a husband."
Sheldon flushed, but remained silent.
"I know what you are thinking," she laughed gaily. "That if I were
a man you'd wring my neck for me. And I
deserve it, too. I'm so
sorry. I ought not to keep on hurting your feelings."
"I'm afraid I rather invite it," he said, relieved by the signs of
the
tempest subsiding.
"I have it," she announced. "Lend me a gang of your boys for to-
day. I'll build a grass house for myself over in the far corner of
the
compound--on piles, of course. I can move in to-night. I'll
be comfortable and safe. The Tahitians can keep an
anchor watch
just as
aboard ship. And then I'll study cocoanut planting. In
return, I'll run the kitchen end of your household and give you
some
decent food to eat. And finally, I won't listen to any of
your protests. I know all that you are going to say and offer--
your giving the
bungalow up to me and building a grass house for
yourself. And I won't have it. You may as well consider
everything settled. On the other hand, if you don't agree, I will
go across the river, beyond your
jurisdiction, and build a village
for myself and my sailors, whom I shall send in the whale-boat to
Guvutu for provisions. And now I want you to teach me billiards."
CHAPTER VII--A HARD-BITTEN GANG
Joan took hold of the household with no
uncertain grip,
revolutionizing things till Sheldon hardly recognized the place.
For the first time the
bungalow was clean and
orderly. No longer
the house-boys loafed and did as little as they could; while the
cook complained that "head belong him walk about too much," from
the
strenuous course in
cookery which she put him through. Nor did
Sheldon escape being roundly lectured for his laziness in eating
nothing but tinned provisions. She called him a muddler and a
slouch, and other invidious names, for his slackness and his
disregard of
healthful food.
She sent her whale-boat down the coast twenty miles for limes and
oranges, and wanted to know scathingly why said fruits had not long
since been planted at Berande, while he was beneath contempt
because there was no kitchen garden. Mummy apples, which he had
regarded as weeds, under her
guidance appeared as appetizing
breakfast fruit, and, at dinner, were metamorphosed into puddings
that elicited his unqualified
admiration. Bananas, foraged from
the bush, were served, cooked and raw, a dozen different ways, each
one of which he declared was better than any other. She or her
sailors
dynamited fish daily, while the Balesuna natives were paid
tobacco for bringing in oysters from the mangrove swamps. Her
achievements with cocoanuts were a
revelation. She taught the cook
how to make yeast from the milk, that, in turn, raised light and
airy bread. From the tip-top heart of the tree she concocted a
delicious salad. From the milk and the meat of the nut she made
various sauces and dressings, sweet and sour, that were served,
according to
preparation, with dishes that ranged from fish to
pudding. She taught Sheldon the
superiority of cocoanut cream over
condensed cream, for use in coffee. From the old and sprouting
nuts she took the solid, spongy centres and turned them into
salads. Her forte seemed to be salads, and she astonished him with
the deliciousness of a salad made from young
bamboo shoots. Wild
tomatoes, which had gone to seed or been remorselessly hoed out
from the
beginning of Berande, were foraged for salads, soups, and
sauces. The chickens, which had always gone into the bush and
hidden their eggs, were given laying-bins, and Joan went out
herself to shoot wild duck and wild pigeons for the table.
"Not that I like to do this sort of work," she explained, in
reference to the
cookery; "but because I can't get away from Dad's
training."
Among other things, she burned the pestilential hospital,
quarrelled with Sheldon over the dead, and, in anger, set her own
men to work building a new, and what she called a
decent, hospital.
She robbed the windows of their lawn and
muslin curtains, replacing
them with gaudy
calico from the trade-store, and made herself
several gowns. When she wrote out a list of goods and clothing for
herself, to be sent down to Sydney by the first
steamer, Sheldon
wondered how long she had made up her mind to stay.
She was certainly
unlike any woman he had ever known or dreamed of.
So far as he was
concerned she was not a woman at all. She neither
languished nor blandished. No
feminine lures were wasted on him.
He might have been her brother, or she his brother, for all sex had
to do with the strange situation. Any mere
polite gallantry on his
part was ignored or snubbed, and he had very early given up
offering his hand to her in getting into a boat or climbing over a
log, and he had to
acknowledge to himself that she was eminently
fitted to take care of herself. Despite his warnings about
crocodiles and sharks, she persisted in swimming in deep water off
the beach; nor could he
persuade her, when she was in the boat, to
let one of the sailors throw the
dynamite when shooting fish. She
argued that she was at least a little bit more
intelligent than
they, and that,
therefore, there was less
liability of an accident
if she did the shooting. She was to him the most
masculine and at
the same time the most
feminine woman he had ever met.
A source of
continual trouble between them was the disagreement
over methods of handling the black boys. She ruled by stern
kindness,
rarely rewarding, never punishing, and he had to confess
that her own sailors worshipped her, while the house-boys were her
slaves, and did three times as much work for her as he had ever got
out of them. She quickly saw the
unrest of the contract labourers,
and was not blind to the danger, always
imminent, that both she and
Sheldon ran. Neither of them ever ventured out without a
revolver,
and the sailors who stood the night watches by Joan's grass house
were armed with rifles. But Joan insisted that this reign of
terror had been caused by the reign of fear practised by the white
men. She had been brought up with the gentle Hawaiians, who never
were ill-treated nor
roughly handled, and she generalized that the
Solomon Islanders, under kind
treatment, would grow gentle.
One evening a
terrificuproar arose in the barracks, and Sheldon,
aided by Joan's sailors, succeeded in rescuing two women whom the
blacks were
beating to death. To save them from the
vengeance of
the blacks, they were guarded in the cook-house for the night.
They were the two women who did the cooking for the labourers, and
their offence had consisted of one of them
taking a bath in the big
cauldron in which the potatoes were boiled. The blacks were not
outraged from the
standpoint of
cleanliness; they often took baths
in the cauldrons themselves. The trouble lay in that the bather