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himself down on a bank and almost cried, and that he had drained
his flask to the last drop before one o'clock ? No one need know

the extent of his miseries. And no one does know how great is the
misery endured by those who hunt regularly, and who do not like it.

THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND DOES LIKE IT.
The man who hunts and does like it is an object of keen envy to

the man who hunts and doesn't; but he, too, has his own miseries,
and I am not prepared to say that they are always less

aggravating than those endured by his less ambitious brother in
the field. He, too, when he comes to make up his account, when

he brings his hunting to book and inquires whether his whistle
has been worth its price, is driven to declare that vanity and

vexation of spirit have been the prevailing characteristics of
his hunting life. On how many evenings has he returned contented

with his sport ? How many days has he declared to have been
utterly wasted ? How often have frost and snow, drought and rain,

wind and sunshine, impeded his plans ? for to a hunting man
frost, snow, drought, rain, wind and sunshine, will all come

amiss. Then, when the one run of the season comes, he is not
there! He has been idle and has taken a liberty with the day; or

he has followed other gods and gone with strange hounds. With
sore ears and bitter heart he hears the exaggerated boastings of

his comrades, and almost swears that he will have no more of it.
At the end of the season he tells himself that the season's

amusement has cost him five hundred pounds; that he has had one
good day, three days that were not bad, and that all the rest

have been vanity and vexation of spirit. After all, it may be a
question whether the man who hunts and doesn't like it does not

have the best of it.
When we consider what is endured by the hunting man the wonder is

that any man should like it. In the old days of Squire Western,
and in the old days too since the time of Squire Western, the

old days of thirty years since, the hunting man had his hunting
near to him. He was a country gentleman who considered himself to

be energetic if he went out twice a week, and in doing this he
rarely left his house earlier for that purpose than he would

leave it for others. At certain periods of the year he
if ho went out twice a he rarely left his house than he would

leave it periods of the year he would, perhaps, be out before
dawn; but then the general habits of his life conduced to early

rising; and his distances were short. If he kept a couple of
horses for the purpose he was well mounted, and these horses were

available for other uses. He rode out and home, jogging slowly
along the roads, and was a martyr to no ambition. All that has

been changed now. The man who hunts and likes it, either takes a
small hurting seat away from the comforts of his own home, or he

locates himself miserably at an inn, or he undergoes the
purgatory of daily journeys up and down from London, doing that

for his hunting which no consideration of money-making would
induce him to do for his business. His hunting requires from him

everything, his time, his money, his social hours, his rest, his
sweet morning sleep; nay, his very dinners have to be sacrificed

to this Moloch!
Let us follow him on an ordinary day. His groom comes to his bed-

chamber at seven o'clock, and tells him that it has frozen during
the night. If he be a London man, using the train for his

hunting, he knows nothing of the frost, and does not learn
whether the day be practicable or not till he finds himself down

in the country. But we will suppose our friend to be located in
some hunting district, and accordingly his groom visits him with

tidings. "Is it freezing now?" he asks from under the bedclothes.
And even the man who does like it at such moments almost wishes

that the answer should be plainly in the affirmative. Then
swiftly again to the arms of Morpheus he might take himself, and

ruffle his temper no further on that morning! He desires, at any
rate, a decisive answer. To be or not to be as regards that day's

hurting is what he now wants to know. But that is exactly what
the groom cannot tell him. " It's just a thin crust of frost,

sir, and the s'mometer is a standing at the pint." That is the
answer which the man makes, and on that he has to come to a

decision! For half an hour he lies doubting while his water is
getting cold, and then sends for his man again. The thermometer

is still standing at the point, but the man has tried the crust
with his heel and found it to be very thin. The man who hunts and

likes it scorns his ease, and resolves that he will at any rate
persevere. He tumbles into his tub, and a little before nine

comes out to his breakfast, still doubting sorely whether or no
the day "will do." There he, perhaps, meets one or two others

like himself, and learns that the men who hunt and don't like it
are still warm in their beds. On such mornings as these, and

such mornings are very many, the men who hunt and do not like it
certainly have the best of it. The man who hunts and does like it

takes himself out to some kitchen-garden or neighbouring paddock,
and kicks at the ground himself. Certainly there is a crust, a

very manifest crust. Though he puts up in the country, he has to
go sixteen miles to the meet, and has no means of knowing whether

or no the hounds will go out. " Jorrocks always goes if there's a
chance," says one fellow, speaking of the master. " I don't

know," says our friend; " he's a deal slower at it than he used
to be. For my part, I wish Jorrocks would go; he's getting too

old." Then he bolts a mutton chop and a couple of eggs hurriedly,
and submits himself to be carried off in the trap.

Though he is half an hour late at the meet, no hounds have as yet
come, and he begins to curse his luck. A non-hunting day, a day

that turns out to be no day for hunting purposes, begun in this
way, is of all days the most melancholy. What is a man to do with

himself who has put himself into his boots and breeches, and who
then finds himself, by one o'clock, landed back at his starting-

point without employment ? Who under such circumstances can apply
himself to any salutary employment ? Cigars and stable-talk are

all that remain to him; and it is well for him if he can refrain
from the additionalexcitement of brandy and water.

But on the present occasion we will not presume that our friend
has fallen into so deep a bathos of misfortune. At twelve o'clock

Tom appears, with the hounds following slowly at his heels; and a
dozen men, angry with impatience, fly at him with assurances that

there has been no sign of frost since ten o'clock. " Ain't there
?" says Tom; " you look at the north sides of the banks, and see

how you'd like it." Some one makes an uncivil remark as to the
north sides of the banks, and wants to know when old Jorrocks is

coming. " The squire 'll be here time enough," says Tom. And then
there takes place that slow walking up and down of the hounds,

which on such mornings always continues for half an hour. Let him
who envies the condition of the man who hunts and likes it,

remember that a cold thaw is going on, that our friend is already
sulky with waiting, that to ride up and down for an hour and a

half at a walking pace on such a morning is not an exhilarating
pastime, and he will understand that the hunting man himself may

have doubts as to the wisdom of his course of action.
But at last Jorrocks is there, and the hounds trot off to cover.

So dull has been everything on this morning that even that is
something, and men begin to make themselves happier in the warmth

of the movement. The hounds go into covert, and a period of
excitement is commenced. Our friend who likes hunting remarks to

his neighbour that the ground is rideable. His neighbour who
doesn't like it quite so well says that he doesn't know. They

remain standing close together on a forest ride for twenty
minutes, but conversation doesn't go beyond that. The man who

doesn't like it has lit a cigar, but the man who does like it
never lights a cigar when hounds are drawing.

And now the welcome music is heard, and a fox has been found. Mr.
Jorrocks, gallopping along the ride with many oaths, implores

those around him to hold their tongues and remain quiet. Why he
should trouble himself to do this, as he knows that no one will

obey his orders, it is difficult to surmise. Or why men should
stand still in the middle of a large wood when they expect a fox

to break, because Mr. Jorrocks swears
at them, is also not to be understood. Our friend pays no

attention to Mr. Jorrocks, but makes for the end of the
ride, going with ears erect, and listening to the distant hounds

as they turn upon the turning fox. As they turn, he returns; and,
splashing through the mud of the now softened ground, through

narrow tracks, with the boughs in his face, listening
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following and followed, he makes his way backwards and forwards
through the wood, till at last, weary with wishing and working,

he rests himself in some open spot, and begins to eat his
luncheon. It is now past two, and it would puzzle him to say what

pleasure he has as yet had out of his day's amusement.
But now, while the flask is yet at his mouth, he hears from some

distant corner a sound that tells him that the fox is away. He
ought to have persevered, and then he would have been near them.

As it is, all that labour of riding has been in vain, and he has
before him the double task of finding the line of the hounds and

of catching them when he has found it. He has a crowd of men
around him; but he knows enough of hunting to be aware that the

men who are wrong at such moments are always more numerous than
they who are right. He has to choose for himself, and chooses

quickly, dashing down a ride to the right, while a host of those
who know that he is one of them who like it, follow closely at

his heels, too closely, as he finds at the first fence out of
the woods, when one of his young admirers almost jumps on the top

of him. " Do you want to get into my pocket, sir?" he says,
angrily. The young admirer is snubbed, and, turning away,

attempts to make a line for himself.
But though he has been followed, he has great doubt as to his own

course. To hesitate is to be lost, so he goes on, on rapidly,
looking as he clears every fence for the spot at which he is to

clear the next; but he is by no means certain of his course.
Though he has admirers at his heels who credit him implicitly,

his mind is racked by an agony of ignorance. He has got badly
away, and the hounds are running well, and it is going to be a

good thing; and he will not see it. He has not been in for
anything good this year, and now this is his luck! His eye

travels round over the horizon as he is gallopping, and though he
sees men here and there, he can catch no sign of a hound; nor can

he catch the form of any man who would probably be with them. But
he perseveres, choosing his points as he goes, till the tail of

his followers becomes thinner and thinner. He comes out upon a
road, and makes the pace as good as he can along the soft edge of

it. He sniffs at the wind, knowing that the fox, going at such a
pace as this, must run with it. He tells himself from outward

signs where he is, and uses his dead knowledge to direct him. He
scorns to ask a question as he passes countrymen in his course,

but he would give five guineas to know exactly where the hounds
are at that moment. He has been at it now forty minutes, and is

in despair. His gallant nag rolls a little under him, and he
knows that he has been going too fast. And for what; for what ?

What good has it all done him ? What good will it do him, though
he should kill the beast ? He curses between his teeth, and

everything is vanity and vexation of spirit.
"They've just run into him at Boxall Springs, Mr. Jones," says a

farmer whom he passes on the road. Boxall Springs is only a
quarter of a mile before him, but he wonders how the farmer has

come to know all about it. But on reaching Boxall Springs he
finds that the farmer was right, and that Tom is already breaking

up the fox. "Very good thing, Mr. Jones," says the squire in good
humour. Our friend mutters something

between his teeth and rides away in dudgeon from the triumphant
master. On his road home he hears all about it from everybody. It

seems to him that he alone of all those who are anybody has


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