mighty from their seat," established that all temporal power has God as its
principle and its end, and that it is ruined and destroyed when it turns aside
from the path that Providence has traced out for it and from the end to which
He has directed it.
Applying these
sacred rules to the government of Penguinia, he drew a terrible
picture of the evils that the country's rulers had been
unable either to
prevent or to foresee.
"The first author of all these miseries and degradations, my brethren," said
he, "is only too well known to you. He is a
monster whose
destiny is
providentially proclaimed by his name, for it is derived from the Greek word,
pyros, which means fire. Eternal
wisdom warns us by this etymology that a Jew
was to set ablaze the country that had welcomed him."
He depicted the country, persecuted by the persecutors of the Church, and
crying in its agony:
"O woe! O glory! Those who have crucified my God are crucifying me!"
At these words a prolonged
shudder passed through the assembly.
The powerful
orator excited still greater
indignation when he described the
proud and crime-stained Colomban, plunged into the
stream, all the waters of
which could not
cleanse him. He gathered up all the humiliations and all the
perils of the Penguins in order to
reproach the President of the Republic and
his Prime Minister with them.
"That Minister," said he, "having been
guilty of degrading
cowardice" target="_blank" title="n.懦弱,胆怯">
cowardice in not
exterminating the seven hundred Pyrotists with their
allies and defenders, as
Saul exterminated the Philistines at Gibeah, has rendered himself
worthy" target="_blank" title="a.不值得的;不足道的">
unworthy of
exercising the power. that God delegated to him, and every good citizen ought
henceforth to
insult his
contemptible government. Heaven will look favourably
on those who
despise him. 'He hath put down the
mighty from their seat.' God
will
depose these pusillanimous chiefs and will put in their place strong men
who will call upon Him. I tell you, gentlemen, I tell you officers,
non-commissioned officers, and soldiers who listen to me, I tell you General
of the Penguin armies, the hour has come! If you do not obey God's orders, if
in His name you do not
depose those now in authority, if you do not establish
a religious and strong government in Penguinia, God will none the less destroy
what He has condemned, He will none the less save His people. He will save
them, but, if you are
wanting, He will do so by means of a
humbleartisan or a
simple
corporal. Hasten! The hour will soon be past."
Excited by this
ardentexhortation, the sixty thousand people present rose up
trembling and shouting: "To arms! To arms! Death to the Pyrotists! Hurrah for
Crucho!" and all of them, monks, women, soldiers, noblemen, citizens, and
loafers, who were gathered beneath the superhuman arm uplifted in the pulpit,
struck up the hymn, "Let us save Penguinia! They rushed impetuously from the
basilica and marched along the quays to the Chamber of Deputies.
Left alone in the deserted nave, the wise Cornemuse, lifting his arms to
heaven, murmured in broken accents:
"Agnosco fortunam ecclesiae penguicanae! I see but too well whither this will
lead us."
The attack which the crowd made upon the
legislative palace was repulsed.
Vigorously charged by the police and Alcan guards, the assailants were already
fleeing in
disorder, when the Socialists,
running from the slums and led by
comrades Phoenix, Dagobert, Lapersonne, and Varambille, threw themselves upon
them and completed their discomfiture. MM. de La Trumelle and d'Ampoule were
taken to the police station. Prince des Boscenos, after a
valiant struggle,
fell upon the
bloodypavement with a fractured skull.
In the
enthusiasm of
victory, the comrades, mingled with an
innumerable crowd
of paper-sellers and gutter-merchants, ran through the boulevards all night,
carrying, Maniflore in
triumph, and breaking the mirrors of the cafes and the
glasses of the street lamps amid cries of "Down with Crucho! Hurrah for the
Social Revolution!" The Anti-Pyrotists in their turn upset the newspaper
kiosks and tore down the hoardings.
These were spectacles of which cool reason cannot
approve and they were fit
causes for grief to the
municipal authorities, who desired to
preserve the
good order of the roads and streets. But, what was sadder for a man of heart
was the sight or the canting humbugs, who, from fear of blows, kept at an
equal distance from the two camps, and who, although they allowed their
selfishness and
cowardice" target="_blank" title="n.懦弱,胆怯">
cowardice to be
visible, claimed
admiration for the generosity
of their sentiments and the
nobility of their souls. They rubbed their eyes
with onions, gaped like whitings, blew
violently into their handkerchiefs,
and, bringing their voices out of the depths of their stomachs, groaned forth:
"O Penguins, cease these fratricidal struggles; cease to rend your mother's
bosom!" As if men could live in society without disputes and without quarrels,
and as if civil discords were not the necessary conditions of national life
and progress. They showed themselves hypocritical
cowards by proposing a
compromise between the just and the
unjust, offending the just in his
rectitude and the
unjust in his courage. One of these creatures, the rich and
powerful Machimel, a
championcoward, rose upon the town like a colossus of
grief; his tears formed
poisonous lakes at his feet and his sighs capsized the
boats of the fishermen.
During these stormy nights Bidault-Coquille at the top of his old
steam-engine, under the
serene sky, boasted in his heart, while the shooting
stars registered themselves upon his
photographic plates. He was fighting for
justice. He loved and was loved with a
sublimepassion. Insult and calumny
raised him to the clouds. A caricature of him in company with those of
Colomban, Kerdanic, and Colonel Hastaing was to be seen in the newspaper
kiosks. The Anti-Pyrotists proclaimed that he had received fifty thousand
francs from the big Jewish financiers. The reporters of the militarist sheets
held interviews
regarding his
scientific knowledge with official scholars, who
declared he had no knowledge of the stars, disputed his most solid
observations, denied his most certain discoveries, and condemned his most
ingenious and most
fruitful hypotheses. He exulted under these flattering
blows of
hatred and envy.
He contemplated the black immensity pierced by a
multitude of lights, without
giving a thought to all the heavy slumbers, cruel insomnias, vain dreams,
spoilt pleasures, and
infinitelydiverse miseries that a great city contains.
"It is in this
enormous city," said he to himself, "that the just and the
unjust are joining battle."
And substituting a simple and
magnificentpoetry for the multiple and vulgar
reality, he represented to himself the Pyrot affair as a struggle between good
and bad angels. He awaited the
eternaltriumph of the Sons of Light and
congratulated himself on being a Child of the Day confounding the Children of
Night.
X. MR. JUSTICE CHAUSSEPIED
Hitherto blinded by fear, incautious and
stupid before the bands of Friar
Douillard and the p
artisans of Prince Crucho, the Republicans at last opened
their eyes and grasped the real meaning of the Pyrot affair. The deputies who
had for two years turned pale at the shouts of the
patriotic crowds became,
not indeed more
courageous, but altered their
cowardice" target="_blank" title="n.懦弱,胆怯">
cowardice and blamed Robin
Mielleux for
disorders which their own compliance had encouraged, and the
instigators of which they had several times slavishly congratulated. They
reproached him for having imperilled the Republic by a
weakness which was
really
theirs and a timidity which they themselves had imposed upon him. Some
of them began to doubt whether it was not to their interest to believe in
Pyrot's
innocence rather than in his guilt, and thenceforward they felt a
bitter
anguish at the thought that the
unhappy man might have been wrongly
convicted and that in his
aerial cage he might be expiating another man's
crimes. "I cannot sleep on
account of it!" was what several members of
Minister Guillaumette's majority used to say. But these were
ambitious to
replace their chief.
These
generous legislators
overthrew the
cabinet, and the President of the
Republic put in Robin Mielleux's place, a patriarchal Republican with a
flowing beard, La Trinite by name, who, like most of the Penguins, understood
nothing about the affair, but thought that too many monks were mixed up in it.
General Greatauk before leaving the Ministry of War, gave his final advice to
Pariler, the Chief of the Staff.
"I go and you remain," said he, as he shook hands with him. "The Pyrot affair
is my daughter; I
confide her to you, she is
worthy of your love and your
care; she is beautiful. Do not forget that her beauty loves the shade, is
leased with
mystery, and likes to remain veiled. Great her
modesty" target="_blank" title="n.谨慎;端庄;羞怯">
modesty with
gentleness. Too many indiscreet looks have already profaned her charms. . . .
Panther, you desired proofs and you obtained them. You have many, perhaps too
many, in your possession. I see that there will be many
tiresome interventions
and much dangerous
curiosity. If I were in your place I would tear up all
those documents. Believe me, the best of proofs is none at all. That is the
only one which nobody discusses."
Alas! General Panther did not realise the
wisdom of this advice. The future
was only too
thoroughly to justify Greatauk's perspicacity. La Trinite
demanded the documents belonging, to the Pyrot affair. Peniche, his Minister
of War, refused them in the superior interests of the national defence,
telling him that the documents under General Panther's care formed the hugest
mass of archives in the world. La Trinite
studied the case as well as he
could, and, without penetrating to the bottom of the matter, suspected it of
irregularity. Conformably to his rights and prerogatives he then ordered a
fresh trial to be held. Immediately, Peniche, his Minister of War, accused him
of
insulting the army and betraying the country and flung his portfolio at his
head. He was replaced by a second, who did the same. To him succeeded a third,
who imitated these examples, and those after him to the number of seventy