My Dads a Secret Agent

　　My dad's a secret agent.

　　He's an undercover spy.

　　He's the world's best detective.

　　He's the perfect private eye.

　　He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,

　　He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.

　　He's unrivaled at detecting

　　and uncovering the truth.

　　He's got eyesight like an eagle.

　　He's got hearing like a bat.

　　He can out-smell any bloodhound.

　　He's as stealthy as a cat.

　　He can locate nearly anything

　　with elementary ease.

　　But no matter how he looks and looks

　　my dad can't find his keys!