The One Thing I Wont Eat

　　I don't care how nice you ask me

　　there is one thing I won't eat.

　　I don't care how much you add to it

　　to try to make it sweet.

　　Not a giant pot of honey.

　　Not a dozen jars of jelly.

　　Not a sixteen-pack of soda pop

　　will get one in my belly.

　　Use a tank of maple syrup

　　or a truckload full of fudge.

　　Bring a hundred cans of frosting

　　but you will not make me budge.

　　Try a thousand pounds of chocolate

　　or a million tons of sugar.

　　I don't care how much you sweeten it,

　　I will not eat a booger.