』I Sort of Have the Sniffles

　　I sort of have the sniffles.

　　It seems as if I'll sneeze.

　　It slightly I'm showing signs

　　of some disorder or disease.

　　It could be I'm contagious.

　　Perchance I have a chill.

　　It's feeling like a fever.

　　I've an inkling that I'm ill.

　　I might have mild myalgia.

　　I'm probably in pain.

　　It looks as if I'm lately

　　more susceptible to strain.

　　The likelihood it's lethal

　　is maybe minuscule.

　　But why take any chances?

　　I'll be staying home from school.