Dear Santa, Heres My Christmas List

　　Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list.

　　I hope you'll bring it all.

　　I've only asked for gifts my parents

　　can't find at the mall.

　　I'd like to have a UFO,

　　with aliens inside,

　　and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex

　　that I could ride.

　　A ninety-nine foot robot

　　is a present I could use.

　　I'll also need a time machine,

　　and rocket-powered shoes.

　　Please bring a gentle genie

　　who will grant my every wish,

　　and don't forget a wizard's wand,

　　and, yes, a talking fish.

　　Of course, I'll need a unicorn,

　　and won't you please provide

　　a dragon, and a castle

　　in the English countryside.

　　Of course, the weight of all these things

　　might cause your sleigh to crash.

　　If that's the case, dear Santa,

　　please feel free to just bring cash.