My Personal Slave

　　I'm making my brother my personal slave,

　　so now when I greet you my brother will wave.

　　He'll do all my homework; he'll take all my tests.

　　He'll clean up my messes and wait on my guests.

　　He'll hold out my hanky whenever I sneeze.

　　He'll say that he did it if I "cut the cheese."

　　He'll go take a bath if I play in the dirt.

　　He'll eat all my spinach, then feed me dessert.